Biggest lie you told as a kid

When I was asked as a kid “How was your day at school?” I would literally lie about how great this and that went and how much I laughEd and how happy I was with my friends. When in reality I was being bullied everyday. But I guess I stopped lying when I stabbed one of my bullies with a pair of scissors :D that was hella fun.   3 reply

That I am muslim. The lie is still ongoing. If I ever tell anyone and my parents hear it they'd send me to the mosque and make the (whatever he's called) sing prayers to me to get the devil out of me, or they'd send me to a mental hospital. Or just disown me and throw me in the streets saying "You're not our child anymore".   6 reply

"yeah, I believe in God"   reply