That I am muslim. The lie is still ongoing. If I ever tell anyone and my parents hear it they'd send me to the mosque and make the (whatever he's called) sing prayers to me to get the devil out of me, or they'd send me to a mental hospital. Or just disown me and throw me in the streets saying "You're not our child anymore". 6 reply
In my school, skipping a grade was cool, so since I looked like I was in 7th or 6th grade when I was in fourth instead of saying I skipped a grade I said I skipped two grades, everyone called me dumb and thought I was slow, I quickly regretted saying that because a teacher was next to me when I said it, I-. Fuck, I'M SO EMBARRASS RIGHT NOW UGHH reply
A week before April Fools Day, I (for that entire week) walked up to my dad (at 6am) and asked, "I didn't know we had a guest this early" and and pointed at the empty dinner table and walked away. Each time he would look over to the dinner table and then back at me with the most confused face ever, sometimes even a little terrified.
I never said ...... 2 reply