im hungry but my cat wont move

I'm hungry as fuck because I didn't eat shit in the morning but my cat is sleeping on my legs and she won't get off. Any advice on how to move her?

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OikawasCumDumpster 28 11,2020

just eat her instead 2 reply

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mj00 28 11,2020

not yall telling her to eat the cat (◉‿◉) calm down Shane Dawson reply

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[DELETED] 28 11,2020

okay listen, becomes a scientist and study teleportation in a few years your cat is prolly dead so just shove her maggots filled body off 1 reply

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[DELETED] 28 11,2020

just eat the cat duh reply

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bureau of investigaytion ✦ 28 11,2020

ur legs is ur cats property, we cant defy our master (but if u reaaaaaaally need to get food, just get up slowly by moving ur legs. ur cat will wake up and will move on its own and get back to sleep) reply

28 11,2020

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