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Embarrassingly innocent questions you asked as a kid
I am now remembering my dumb @ss self as a kid asking my grandma (not the crazy religious one) “why is she putting a phone in her pants” about a show we were watching.
Spoiler alert: the phone wasn’t a phone, it was a v/brator
Anyway I’m remembering this and wanting to bash my head into a wall out of embarrassment.
I found a panty liner in a drawer in the bathroom when I was like, 6, and I thought it was some type of sticker so I slapped that bad boy on my forehead and walked around the house.
Mind you, I grew up in a family that was heavily mainly female. TT_____TT Bruh, none of them told me. Just giggled every time I walked into the room. When the oldest ...... reply
"Ma, How did I exist?"
if only I could slap my past-self LiKe "DuDE, wHHYyyy did you ask that question?"
And my ma make the dumbest lie and I believed it (not till now)
Ma: Your father and I hold hand for a very LOOOOONGG time!
Me (little me): Oooooh~
In middle school
*when someone want to hold my hand*
Me: Oh gurl/boi, nope, don't hold my ...... 1 reply
I saw a tampon in my mom’s bathroom drawer and I was what is this. I thought is was a napkin or something and so I took a couple
Omg looking I am so embarrassed
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Broooo. So my mom told me to go to the store to get some cigarettes' when I was 6 (as a joke). So my dumbass got up, put shoes on, and walked out the door. My parents were right behind me laughing and recording the whole thing. I got to the store and I was like can I have some cigarettes' and the person behind me looked as if I was crazy. lol 1 reply
