Embarrassingly innocent questions you asked as a kid

I am now remembering my dumb @ss self as a kid asking my grandma (not the crazy religious one) “why is she putting a phone in her pants” about a show we were watching.

Spoiler alert: the phone wasn’t a phone, it was a v/brator


Anyway I’m remembering this and wanting to bash my head into a wall out of embarrassment.

Did y’all ever do anything like that?