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Embarrassingly innocent questions you asked as a kid
I am now remembering my dumb @ss self as a kid asking my grandma (not the crazy religious one) “why is she putting a phone in her pants” about a show we were watching.
Spoiler alert: the phone wasn’t a phone, it was a v/brator
Anyway I’m remembering this and wanting to bash my head into a wall out of embarrassment.
"Ma, How did I exist?"
if only I could slap my past-self LiKe "DuDE, wHHYyyy did you ask that question?"
And my ma make the dumbest lie and I believed it (not till now)
Ma: Your father and I hold hand for a very LOOOOONGG time!
Me (little me): Oooooh~
In middle school
*when someone want to hold my hand*
Me: Oh gurl/boi, nope, don't hold my ...... 1 reply
