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Has anyone of you become fluent in lying?
I've become fluent in lying and when i say that i mean - No smiles - No giggles - No laughing Plus i say it so smoothly too I say it so smoothly that my parents believe me every time This is what me lying so often get me huh? Well i've had a lot of fuck-ups
I luv to lie , I take it as an ART but my fuqing brain gets jammed while lying and the fuqing words stumble on one another......and everyone understand I am lying bcz humans who knows me call me by the name ' 80% eminem' while I am talking ............yeah.....its hard reply
I'm pretty good at lying when really need to. For example,
"Are you attending your online classes?"(parents)
"Yeah. I still have a couple left"(me, hasn't finished a single lesson, stone-faced liar, no weaknesses, convincing powers: to the max)
Then,
"Did you finish the *snack*"
"Um, no...?"(also me, ate the snack by myself, nervous smiling, no d...... reply
I don't have strict parents but I basically tell lies all the fucking time "I'm studying" "today school ended earlier cause of - - - -"
"I'm 29 years old (I was like 15 when I said this shit and they actually believed me wtf)"
"I don't care"
And so much more reply
Yes
I've had a lot of fuck-ups too that i had to lie my way out
For example:
"*My name* have you paid for your account (for the app we use to answer tests etc.) yet? Because i don't see your name on the list ... Sadly you won't be able to answer your exam (it was my long test)"
Then i asked my mom
"MOM! HAVE WE PAID FOR MY ACCOUNT THIS MONTH?"
She...... reply
