dumb shit

me and my siblings were talking about bread and how its good to eat

my sister was like'if you get a girlfriend or boyfriend what would the name be'
my brother) eww why would i have a boyfriend
sister) its ok to be gay
brother) eww no i will only have a girlfriend
me) -in my head- since your homophobic ill eat out your gf

i was stuck on the part whe we were eating bread...
im to horny for the world rn..