HEY GUESS WHAT MY MOM'S AN ASSHOLE

My mom just told me today "Just choose happiness. I know you are wanting to have a depressing life, but you have a great life, so stop choosing depression and choose happiness."
UM MA'AM DO YOU THINK I WANT to wake up at 3 am for no fucking reason other than i had a dream about getting called the cops on me by my own two parents, OH WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Do you think I choose depression?? Why would anyone choose that that is terrible no one wants to feel like shit ok if i could choose happiness i would bitch don't make assumptions

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Gris 02 05,2021

Man, parents should get educated too, not just their kids. I'm not taking my father's shit so whenever they spout nonsense on me i just simply talk back and defend myself. I don't know why i didn't get trouble because of that but atleast they're listening to me now. 1 reply

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evil fart committee 02 05,2021

Parents are shit 1 reply

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[DELETED] 02 05,2021

And that's the reason why no kids talk to their own parents about their problems, they end up having more.... Go un-adopt your mom now Also, what your mom replied to you doesnt really make any sense. She should've gave you mental support not that. reply

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[DELETED] 02 05,2021

“Why didn’t you choose being a decent parent then mom? I’m pretty sure decent parents don’t call cops on their kids” But fr I hope ur ok, try to focus on the small things in life, like frog pics on the internet. I personally cope with bullshit by daydreaming about living alone with two cats, anyways, stay strong and I hope you get better ...... reply

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juhi simp 02 05,2021

i could make you happy bbg/b/e reply

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