HEY GUESS WHAT MY MOM'S AN ASSHOLE

My mom just told me today "Just choose happiness. I know you are wanting to have a depressing life, but you have a great life, so stop choosing depression and choose happiness."
UM MA'AM DO YOU THINK I WANT to wake up at 3 am for no fucking reason other than i had a dream about getting called the cops on me by my own two parents, OH WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Do you think I choose depression?? Why would anyone choose that that is terrible no one wants to feel like shit ok if i could choose happiness i would bitch don't make assumptions