do you like the flavour of shampoo up your ass?

i fucking hate it i saw a yaoi where they used shampoo as lube bro triggered my trauma i tried fingering myself with hand wash once i backed out before i could reach my prostate bruh not to mention my long hair got stuck in my asshole once pulling it out fucking traumatized me that liquid/lotion feel and hair brushing my hole inside NO i cant even stand the thought of some dense, acidic intense shampoo up my ass urgh i respect bottoms sm