Siri suck my dick

Sorry but Technology is not advancing fast enough. I want a day where I say "Siri fuck me hard" and I want Siri to turn into a buff man with an enormous thing and fuck me. And I would also like customizable options, for example "Siri turn into Jaekyoung from JINX " "Siri turn into my uncle", so I can do it with whoever I want. When will Elon Musk think about the virgin population who can't get laid?