One BL/GL you refuse to read?

What is that one story you refuse to read? Either because of the content, because you were spoiled, because it has a trope you dislike, or some other reason?

Example: I will never read "No Reason". I've heard nothing but miserable things about it. I've seen pictures from it, particularly one where the Seme uses the Uke as a toilet and... yeah, no thanks.