What are your embarrassing moments?

I was feeling faint once but my mom kept fuckin walking and didn't notice I was left behind so I tried catching up while my vision was black and I was moving my arms not seeing where they were going hoping to grab her, trying to call her but there were people it was loud and I felt very weak, so anyway I felt my hand grabbing something, and I SHIT YOU NOT I'm almost sure it was a man's crotch, and I kept holding onto it because I didn't realise right away because I couldn't fuckin see