What was your guiltiest nut?

I’ll start first, when I was eight years old one of my teachers was bending down to pick up a note that was by her desk. She was right in front of me and when I caught sight of her picking up the paper I had a strange feeling in my pants. As she got up and looked at me she had a disgusted look on her face that I will never forget. She saw it, the note read “Ms Francine is a fat bitch” and next to it was the peanuts I felt were missing from my pants. I was convinced someone took the peanuts i brought to school that day and framed me for a note I didn’t write but there was no proof. I got sent to detention. And that was the guiltiest nut I ever fucking had.