Your username is how you die or who kills you

So I eat a lemon tart for the first time in my life and I'll die from it? That's lame as hell wtf, I'm cooked bc it's a basic sounding death, unbefitting of the king I am Unless the Lemon Tart is sentient or sum shit ig that'll make things more interesting but it'll be an even lamer death.   reply

Becoming so bored I kill myself seems in character for me   reply