name some overused/common clichés in BL

Pink asshole syndrome "What a naughty color" like bro what...what about BROWN AND BLACK ASSHOLES FOR ONCE   1 reply

Seeing the ml with another woman/man then immediately assuming they cheating. Shit gives me so much second hand embarrassment when it turns out to be their sibling or smt LIKE YOU DID ALL THAT OFR WHAT   1 reply

No pubic hair. I'm not really complaining but it's just funny that a fully grown man is hairless   3 reply

That the bottom screaming "No!", "Stop!", "It hurts!", "Please slow down!", "I'm gonna die!" somehow indicates that the top is REALLY good at sex and not that he's a dumbfuck treating his partner like two couch cushions.   3 reply

The somehow they met when they were little and have been pursuing that childhood crush their entire life until they finally found "the one" (it was them all along) Every single story has it and its so annoying why can't people just find someone as an adult instead of having this weird fixation on a 5 y/o they met for 10min when they were a kid omf......   1 reply

fucking like 5 seconds after meeting ESPECIALLY when the bottom has never done anal. like bsfr ik that horse cock did not fit in that untrained petite ass   reply

"they met as kids but either one or both of them didnt know it" im so tired of ts ngl. the authors never put ts in the main story its always in the side stories either like theyre just trying to make their relationship feel more justified. (looking at u driver's high)   reply

When mc or ml are written to be straight, i dont mean gay/bi/questioning and in denial, i mean when theyre supposed to be straight?? Like wheres the flavor idk   reply

the whole/ poor, father debt repayer, followed by loan sharks bottom x rich ceo, strong, shitty, red flag, manwhore sex loving, gay in denial top   1 reply