Worst thing your pet did?

I'll start. My 6 year old pitbull somehow managed to eat a some of an ADULT diaper (I have a severly autistic brother who was never able to be potty trained unfortunately) without anyone knowing, and i found out when I let him outside to go potty. And when he came in he BOLTS past me and starts running around my livingroom and squating (not sitting) in spirts. call him over, and this dog has a fucking STRING of diaper hanging from his ass to the floor so I had to chase him around (as he's trying to squat and drag this piece of diaper all on all my shit) and legit pull it the rest of the way out his ass with a piece of toilet paper. I'm glad it didn't hurt him, but needless to say we were both extremely embarrassed and exhausted once the whole ordeal was over.. also bonus points for pictures (=・ω・=)