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Guys did anyone mom's threatened u when u were younger that if u shit for too long a turtle head will come out of your booty hole like it used to scare me so bad
Lol, no
But in the same spirit, my parents told me not to swallow gum or it will get stuck to my stomach and my intestines and I'll die :))) or if I swallow seeds, trees will grow out of me :)) 1 reply
As horrifying as that sounds my mum would tell me I was gonna get haemorrhoids, which is true actually but she did not have to traumatise me like that. Your mum probably had the same idea reply
