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Guys did anyone mom's threatened u when u were younger that if u shit for too long a turtle head will come out of your booty hole like it used to scare me so bad
As horrifying as that sounds my mum would tell me I was gonna get haemorrhoids, which is true actually but she did not have to traumatise me like that. Your mum probably had the same idea reply
