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if you could be a mythical creature...?
I really wanna be a sucyobooty or whatever they're called because I feel like it'll heal my inner trauma from being Catholic but also because spandex is sexy. I also want to be a siren like titties out, yoo-hooing to men/women out in the sea and then eating them out.
Being a mythical creature seems like to much work tbh.
1) You are some "superior" thing military-little-bitch-maid, working you ass of for nothing but "their grace"
2) you're cursed forever to suffer in sickness both mentally and physically, worse you gotta go to the trouble of eating/killing people every so often just to survive??
3) And the t...... 1 reply
