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tell me about the dumb ways you almost died
Well here's mine but it's embarrassing af, anyways younger me had absolutely zero self-preservation skills and the thought span of a goldfish... so thought it'd be a good idea to drink water while sucking on a toffee, spent next 1 minute choking and half-crying because I thought i genuinely was about to die from a damn piece of candy... plus half my classmates had already ghosted me except maybe my bsf and well I threw up twice :D and went home feeling like shit, so yeah i'm still alive and possibly gained some well needed braincells now...hopefully
I was in 3rd grade doing stupid things with my friend, during that time both of us was betting on who's gonna get out the car first so my Dumbass suddenly jump out of the car while it's still running luckily all I got was some bruises and sum yelling from my parents there's also that time where both me and my mom's bosses daughter were playing and ...... 1 reply
Choked on a sour gumball. Coughed so bad, it felt like I'm about to cough my heart out literally. I still buy some to keep myself awake for the day. reply
my piano toy broke down and the batteries exploded when i was like 5 (?) , melted into this liquid thingy into my hands and arm . Shit burn me really bad i cried .
I drown 3 times in the age span of 5yo to 9yo :) Twice at the beach cus my light ass got swept in by the ocean and no one was watching . Once at the pool where my dumbass jumped in thi...... reply
As a kid I did this dumb thing where I would pour a bunch of water in my ears so they get blocked and it's satisfying when I get all the water out but one time I took those pressure water things and blasted it in my ear and i legit saw the pearly gates before my mom came and took me to the hospital 1 reply
was rushing on my way to school and my foolish self tried to cut off a big ass truck only to get "gently" hit to the side. fell off my motorbike and genuinely blacked out for a sec before being helped to get up by the trucker dude or whoever it was. apologized and just drove away immediately as if nothing happened♡ reply
Make shift indoor archery class at my school. I go to pick up the arrow I dropped and almost got shot. We’re all lined up like how you would be at a shooting range except theres no barriers and majority of us are beginners. So one of the first rules was once you shoot your arrow do not retrieve, wait until the whistle blows. Im thinking yea no du...... reply
I accidentally hanged myself when I was about 9 or 10 years old. I don't remember everything clearly, but I still remember what it felt like. At first, I was desperately trying to get my feet back on the ground, but I was too small and couldn't reach. After a while, my body suddenly felt very light, and then everything went completely black. I lost...... 2 reply
my dumb ahh decided to walk on the slightly raised edge of a swimming pool to pretend i was doing parkour even tho it was raining so the edge was slippery and to no ones surprise i slipped and fell into the pool and almost drowned cause i didnt know how to swim
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Jaywalked in the middle of the night on the highway. almost got run over by a motocycle, i was just around 3 inches apart that dude when he passed me cursing. reply
