tell me about the dumb ways you almost died

Well here's mine but it's embarrassing af, anyways younger me had absolutely zero self-preservation skills and the thought span of a goldfish... so thought it'd be a good idea to drink water while sucking on a toffee, spent next 1 minute choking and half-crying because I thought i genuinely was about to die from a damn piece of candy... plus half my classmates had already ghosted me except maybe my bsf and well I threw up twice :D and went home feeling like shit, so yeah i'm still alive and possibly gained some well needed braincells now...hopefully