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tell me about the dumb ways you almost died
Well here's mine but it's embarrassing af, anyways younger me had absolutely zero self-preservation skills and the thought span of a goldfish... so thought it'd be a good idea to drink water while sucking on a toffee, spent next 1 minute choking and half-crying because I thought i genuinely was about to die from a damn piece of candy... plus half my classmates had already ghosted me except maybe my bsf and well I threw up twice :D and went home feeling like shit, so yeah i'm still alive and possibly gained some well needed braincells now...hopefully
I was chased by a street gang in the middle of the night after I was doing a late shift, they kept asking for money when I GENIUNELY did not have my wallet on me I don't bring my money unless I know I'm buying something. anywhat I got beat up and I almost dislocated a jaw forever. and I had to stay in the hospital for a little over a week because I...... 1 reply
So my sister wanted to eat apples from the apple tree. She warned me not to go near the tree since she'd be throwing big-ass stones to knock the apples down. Mind you, I knew this, but it was so hot that day that I still went under the tree for some shade. And that f***ing stone fell right on my head. Blood started dripping, and I ended up in the e...... 1 reply
