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tell me about the dumb ways you almost died
Well here's mine but it's embarrassing af, anyways younger me had absolutely zero self-preservation skills and the thought span of a goldfish... so thought it'd be a good idea to drink water while sucking on a toffee, spent next 1 minute choking and half-crying because I thought i genuinely was about to die from a damn piece of candy... plus half my classmates had already ghosted me except maybe my bsf and well I threw up twice :D and went home feeling like shit, so yeah i'm still alive and possibly gained some well needed braincells now...hopefully
I was chased by a street gang in the middle of the night after I was doing a late shift, they kept asking for money when I GENIUNELY did not have my wallet on me I don't bring my money unless I know I'm buying something. anywhat I got beat up and I almost dislocated a jaw forever. and I had to stay in the hospital for a little over a week because I...... 3 reply
When i was 5, I swallowed a dime and my mom thought i was going to die so we were about to go to the ER but all of a sudden i had to poo really bad so my mom allowed me and i shitted out the dime 1 reply
I was around 5 or 6 years old. My parents would lock me inside because I was a super energetic kid who never wanted to come back home whenever I went outside. One happy, sunny day, they finally opened the door, and I zoomed out. I spent like 19 minutes twirling and dancing around until I got so dizzy that I tripped and smashed the middle of my fore...... reply
like 2.. 3? years back, i got really bad food poisoning bc of a stupid watermelon and i was puking (it was mostly watermelon red but some blood came out bc my throat lining got irritated after the initial dry heaving) and shit waterfalling at the same time. to top it off,that was the saltiest puke i'd ever puked, i almost tasted the ocean...
i sta...... reply
So my sister wanted to eat apples from the apple tree. She warned me not to go near the tree since she'd be throwing big-ass stones to knock the apples down. Mind you, I knew this, but it was so hot that day that I still went under the tree for some shade. And that f***ing stone fell right on my head. Blood started dripping, and I ended up in the e...... 1 reply
Late to school, I was about to cross the road but accidentally step on my skirt (the length is to the ankle). Fall face first on the road, look to my right I saw car almost reach me. Lucky, I quickly get up.
Extra: ran back home cause i want to show my mom my knee was scraped but she scold me to go to school oh yeah she know i fall but not almost...... reply
I went on a hike all alone in the beautiful portuguese mountains and i started going down a slope basically 75 degree, slipped and almost fell down the cliff at the end of the slope, all that in flip flops and 40° weather reply
I ate 3 to 4 tubes of toothpaste so that i'd have to puke.... Why? Cause I had a science test about like the fucking periodic table coming up I was beyond stupid in middle school.
Btw it didn't work and I was scared shitless and had to tell my mom... She put the family on a group call and told them cause she couldn't stop laughing.....
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