you? pregnant?

Imagine: You go to the doctor cause your tummy hurts. BOOM BAM BIRTH SHABANG! You were pregnant the whole time! (idc what anatomy you have or if you're a virgin, you magically gave birth.) You are holding a child. YOUR child! Also, tits be milking. What's the plan? How are you raising this child, if at all?
(feel free to lie for creative purposes)