least favourite romance trope?

curious about what ppl hate to read

ill start, i hate (this is extra common in BL for some reason) any coupling where its mc x their pet

i mean this in multiple senses. Like the ones where they just had a pet and it can turn into a super sexy human form with features of the animal they are or if its like some reincarnation bullshit where “i was your dog in a past life and i’ve come back to devote my entire human life to you.”??? Get this bs off my screen

it is so bizarre to me as a pet owner.

U CANT FUH THAT LIL ASS DOG