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21 04,2021
I can't remember mine though but I do remember that when I opened my eyes I started crying hard ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭while even crying I asked myself in the mirror"Why am I crying- lol your so ugly" believe it or not. So yeah I want to know yours( ̄∇ ̄").
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21 04,2021
I just really wanna give her a good smack honestly. My little sister, her name is dannie, she is a fullproof LIAR! this girl lies for the littlest shit. And im constantly getting in trouble for bullying her, this girl messes with me daily. One thing I hate the most is when she thrashes my room and walks out like it was none of her business and then when I tell my big sister she be like, "just leave her alone." Bruh. She also does things wrong or messes up things and says I do it then I get in trouble. Lemme tell you this. I stay in bed 24/7 if its not to pee or cook something BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I DONT DO! And I cant hit her because my mom said if I do she was gonna woop me, and when dannie messes up the room mom be like, "Why dont you do anything" :-)
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21 04,2021
Ok. So like... Who feels very shitty for no reason today? I know I do.
about lmao
21 04,2021
Im hungry and tired so im heading to bed, goodnight, then. Also, goodnight shartpissbaby my love
about have a wild imagination
21 04,2021
I found this a while ago and have decided to use it
use the picture to make some random sentence
use the picture to make some random sentence
about question
21 04,2021
Anyone wanna be in an ig group chat?? just drop your @‘s and I’ll add you cause I need more friends who read manhwa n shit ngl
about question
21 04,2021
make yourself or what you want to look like ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
https://picrew.me/image_maker/292968
https://picrew.me/image_maker/292968
about fix sleep schedule
21 04,2021
I feel sorry for toilets, like I know that they had to have seen some stuff. Let alone how they must feel.
about question
21 04,2021
When someone messes up the good part of the butter or cream cheese it’s so triggering LIKE when u have a part of the container that has all the knife marks and most of whatever was in that part is gone. There is always that one person who takes it upon themselves to just randomly stab the part was smooth and fine THEyJUST HAD TOO OMG this irks my last nerve =D
about want to be beautiful
21 04,2021
y'all are beautiful even if you don't think so I know so PERIODT.........
about get to know you
21 04,2021
So not so long ago, I had a dream I was a lesbian in an omegaverse setting, confronting my blonde gf, who was telling me how "i'll never be an alpha" and apparently I was an omega who was trying to be that...... Plz it was so cute and interesting<3<3, later I tried to look for a story related to that but not much luck, mostly fanart... Any yuri omegaverse out there?
about lmao
21 04,2021
It had been the darkest of night, with only the moon lighting the sky. I was awakened by the cold, yet soothing breeze. "I shall go for a stroll" I had thought. I arrived at the fountain. I stared at the glistening water for what felt like forever. I then was entranced by the shining moonlight, walking around the garden aimlessly.
It was not long after that I was met by a divine beauty. They shone as bright as the sun, on this pitch-black night. "What may your name be?" They asked, cheeks rosy. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, I'm so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." They seemed to get redder, almost as red as the roses in the garden. Red cheeks were a perfect fit for their brilliant facial features. Their curly eyelashes, Shining hair, plump lips... I was snapped out of my trance with their flustered words. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!"
I stared for a minute, confused of what just happened. I then reddened. I could feel my face, so hot, almost as if I had a fever. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I said, stuttering due to my shyness. As the mysterious beauty took me into the moonlight, the world had brightened up. I knew from there, this person, this beauty, was going to make my life brighter. Being my sun.
Though your name might be Useless カス, you are the most important thing to me. I hope I shall continue to be your muse.
- Shartpissbaby
It was not long after that I was met by a divine beauty. They shone as bright as the sun, on this pitch-black night. "What may your name be?" They asked, cheeks rosy. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, I'm so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." They seemed to get redder, almost as red as the roses in the garden. Red cheeks were a perfect fit for their brilliant facial features. Their curly eyelashes, Shining hair, plump lips... I was snapped out of my trance with their flustered words. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!"
I stared for a minute, confused of what just happened. I then reddened. I could feel my face, so hot, almost as if I had a fever. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I said, stuttering due to my shyness. As the mysterious beauty took me into the moonlight, the world had brightened up. I knew from there, this person, this beauty, was going to make my life brighter. Being my sun.
Though your name might be Useless カス, you are the most important thing to me. I hope I shall continue to be your muse.
- Shartpissbaby
about fix sleep schedule
21 04,2021
IM so lonely these days add me on discord smirk smirk razor??#3659
if u add me....im a minor lol
ill talk abt anything with you JUST PLS I need friends
if u add me....im a minor lol
ill talk abt anything with you JUST PLS I need friends
about disturbing thing you saw
I just saw someone suck their own dyke and cum on themselves. please help me I will never forget this. is it possible to wipe your own memory? currently crying. I'm done with people. thanks.
about lmao
21 04,2021
As I stood there, near the fountain by the palace. I saw you, beautiful, gleaming hair, shining from the reflection of the moon. Glowing, dewy skin reflecting from the water. I found my heart beating so fast, I thought it would burst. I did not know whom you were, all I knew was... I was entranced. Entraced by your red tinted soft, plump lips. Entraced by your long, delicate lashes.
Your beautiful, long flowy gown, elegantly swaying as you walked across the garden. It was love at first sight. However, I knew it wouldnt last. As I was just a Duke's daughter with no outstanding talents nor beauty. But I held onto the small hope, hope that maybe you would look my way, hope you would think I was enchanting, be entraced by me and fall inlove with me.
As soon as I got the courage, I walked up to the divine being and asked their name. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, Im so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." Her voice sounded so soft, so elegant and yet, still so powerful. I did not care whether or not she noticed me, for she had spoken to me and that was all it took for me to confess. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!" I yelled in a flustered voice.
As your beautiful, elegant face went from a blank expression to a flustered expression. My heart pounded so hard I felt like I was going to die. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I was over the moon in ecstasy. I felt like I could fly. As I whisked her away into the moon to plan our wedding, the moon once again shone in our hair and rose petals fell from the bushes. I smiled, my heart bursting with joy. Wondering how our future would look. You looked at me and smiled softly, thinking 'Oh well.'
Your beautiful, long flowy gown, elegantly swaying as you walked across the garden. It was love at first sight. However, I knew it wouldnt last. As I was just a Duke's daughter with no outstanding talents nor beauty. But I held onto the small hope, hope that maybe you would look my way, hope you would think I was enchanting, be entraced by me and fall inlove with me.
As soon as I got the courage, I walked up to the divine being and asked their name. "Oh, dear, my name is Shartpissbaby, Im so sorry I did not notice you, as I was lost in my thoughts." Her voice sounded so soft, so elegant and yet, still so powerful. I did not care whether or not she noticed me, for she had spoken to me and that was all it took for me to confess. "A-Ah, PLEASE MARRY ME!" I yelled in a flustered voice.
As your beautiful, elegant face went from a blank expression to a flustered expression. My heart pounded so hard I felt like I was going to die. "Oh! Well, I-I suppose..." I was over the moon in ecstasy. I felt like I could fly. As I whisked her away into the moon to plan our wedding, the moon once again shone in our hair and rose petals fell from the bushes. I smiled, my heart bursting with joy. Wondering how our future would look. You looked at me and smiled softly, thinking 'Oh well.'
about lmao
21 04,2021
Your laugh, the music to my ears.
Your smile, the light which overcomes the darkness in my sight.
Your hair, the wonderous smell of roses.
Your words, which leave a sweet taste on my tongue.
Your skin, soft to the touch.
You.
You fill up my senses.
You make me the happiest maiden in the entire universe.
My dearest, Useless カス.
- Shartpissbaby
Your smile, the light which overcomes the darkness in my sight.
Your hair, the wonderous smell of roses.
Your words, which leave a sweet taste on my tongue.
Your skin, soft to the touch.
You.
You fill up my senses.
You make me the happiest maiden in the entire universe.
My dearest, Useless カス.
- Shartpissbaby
about lmao
21 04,2021
HELLO I AM PANICKING BECAUSE OF THE RUMOR THAT APRIL 24th IS GONNA BE (INTER)NATIONAL RAPE DAY. I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT UNLESS I HAvE AN APPOINTMENT OR SOMETHING BUT WHAT IF MY MOM GOES OUT TO WORK AND SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO HER?? IT COULD ALL BE JUST A BASELESS RUMOR BUT ITS STILL FUCKING TERRIFYINH TO HERA. I WANNT TO TELL MY MOM TO SPEND THE DYA IN THE HOUSE AS A PRECAUTION BUT I DONT KNOW IF SHELL BELIEVE ME PLEASE TLEE ME WHAT TZO DO BUT I CANT THINK OF ANUTHING
