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about lmao
Dear, shartpissbaby.

  Your mouth is of a rose petal, so soft, so red and yet so dangerous. Fingers, so slim, and yet so perfect. Thine hair, flows ever so gracefully, shining in the sun and gleaming in the moon. You're so majestic, not even a goddess nor the most divine being can compare to my love. As I am eternally grateful thy fair maiden has accepted my hand in marriage I could burst of joyfulness and create a galaxy for thee. I am but a mere lass and yet, thy goddess of beauty, princess of kindess, chose thine lass. And I can only return a mere love poem to thine, however, I hope thee stays with thine till death and the afterlife. My fair maiden, my goddess. shartpissbaby.


Forever Yours,
          ーUseless カス
21 04,2021
about lmao
Writing a watt pad style story on here? I’m wondering, is it fun to terrorize people as they’re looking through the forum?
21 04,2021
about lmao
i get downvoted for saying shota is bad

Now do the same thing tell me what's something that you see that is unique to the site
21 04,2021
about lmao
okay, so a few months ago i was the person that would say women should stop reading Bls and stuff like that, and i will explain and show how it was a product of my environnemnt.
growing up in BL circles fetishization of gay men was very frequent, most bls media would have some type of assault and women would constantly say that it was hot that there were r4pe in it, after that i grew disguted of women who read bls even the wholesome ones, and me (a gay guy) made more and more gay male friends that had the same opinion as me, we wanted women to stop reading Bls.
And i feel bad kinda. i do not want women to stop reading bls
i befriended women who would read bls with no r'pe in it and assault, who were listening to MLM , they would recommend bls stories made by queer men. and it was nice
i hope that women in the bl fandom stop fetishizing gay men(not because they read it ) but by how they act, and hope bl content stop having r4pe, assault and only smut with no storyline.
21 04,2021
that you're not worthless, human organs cost a lot but so does having a personality...
21 04,2021
okay, so a few months ago i was the person that would say women should stop reading Bls and stuff like that, and i will explain and show how it was a product of my environnemnt.
growing up in BL circles fetishization of gay men was very frequent, most bls media would have some type of assault and women would constantly say that it was hot that there were r4pe in it, after that i grew disguted of women who read bls even the wholesome ones, and me (a gay guy) made more and more gay male friends that had the same opinion as me, we wanted women to stop reading Bls.
And i feel bad kinda. i do not want women to stop reading bls
i befriended women who would read bls with no r'pe in it and assault, who were listening to MLM , they would recommend bls stories made by queer men. and it was nice
i hope that women in the bl fandom stop fetishizing gay men(not because they read it ) but by how they act, and hope bl content stop having r4pe, assault and only smut with no storyline.
21 04,2021
about question
Looking for people with similar hobbies to hang out and play together, gonna make a big linkshell and add anyone interested! Also planning to make a free company and anyone who doesn't have one and wants to co-found with me is free to tag along. My name there is Lia Miller so just add me or say your name and I'll look for you (you can't add people if both parties aren't online, but not sure if it's the same when inviting someone to a linkshell) ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~ I'm from Brynhildr server btw and currently in Uldah so look for the cute cat girl there if you think it's easier XD
21 04,2021
One day I was lounging around my house bored as hell without anything to do. I grabbed a coke from the fridge since it's my favorite drink and then took a seat at my desk. For some reason, I had been feeling horny lately so hungrily, I stuck my slender finger down my panties. I needed more action on my clit cause my other hand was busy holding the drink. Suddenly an idea popped in my hand. Quickly acting upon it, I shook the can as hard as I could hoping the pressure would build up to a lot. Finally when it felt like it was about to pop, I angled it to my pussy and pulled up the tab. The soda spewed out at my clit and the pleasure practically made me scream. Within thirty seconds, I was able to cum. I slumped on the floor tired and overwhelmed. I kinda wanted to know how it would taste so I scooped out some of my tasty cum and gulped it down. Ugh it was so good. It had a hint of fish while also tasting exactly like coke. I grabbed my water bottle and scooped out the rest so I could drink it later. It lasted for a whole 3 days and was the best thing i've ever tasted to this day.



Hope yall enjoyed it
21 04,2021
Jk don't because I dont give a fuck about your obsession with a fiction bitch that can't even be replicated in third dimension format. Imagine sticking your rubber chicken near a drawing and shooting your load at it. Man the post nut-clarity must really hit hard.
Man it makes me so mad how authors draw ukes and semes so fuuuuuucking stereotypical. They have no concept of a real gay relationship. I know there's few expectations, of course, but most stories that are popular, targets lonely teenagers that love to talk about being railed by rapists just cause they have some lumps of cubes on their abdomen,aka abs, and then start talking about sexual harassment when they get pushed around in a narrow school hallway.
21 04,2021
For that Atlas person who wanted a fanfic. I didn’t know what fanfic you wanted so I’m just gonna go with one of my favourites, Truck-Kun x Toyota-San. Sorry it’s not that long. Also, please don’t bash me.



Toyota-san was perfect in every way, from her gleaming headlights to her fresh coat of red paint that always looked new, no matter what weather.

The only problem was that I only got to see her when our owner came by in her and left on me. It was great, spending those minutes—and if lucky, hours with her. I loved the way she always revved up when I cracked a good one. But the problem was that I wasn’t sated anymore with these fleeting moments anymore.

I wanted more. My heart craved the thought of being close to her, next to her, with her. I wanted it desperately.

Luckily, today my owner was taking another truck, so I had the whole day with her to myself. You could probably say I was in heaven, but I was happier than even that.

She rolled up, her ensemble being of new tires she had gotten recently that she looked so unbelievably good in.

“Ah, Truck-Kun, how are you this sunny morning?” She pulled herself into park beside me, our owner hopping out to leave us be.

“Great, though a friend of mine gets horrible sunburn from his black paint. He says it’s all worth it in the winter,” I laughed, easing into myself as a talked to her.

“Really? I’ve never tried the whole white and black paint thing, but maybe when I get traded off or redone I’ll try it out. I’ve always wondered how it felt anyway, y’know?”

“I think you would look stunning in any colour,” I blurted out, my windshield fogging up just a tiny bit.”

Her headlights blinked a bit in appreciation. “Thank you, Truck-Kun. I think you’re the only one who would say that to me.”

From there on, we talked for hours on end. I soaked up every word she said, letting myself enjoy the moment before I braved myself and confessed.

“Um, Toyota-San, I have . . . I have something I want to tell you.” My gears shifted nervously back and forth.

“Oh, really?” In that moment, she looked so beautiful. Her red the soft shade of a cherry on a hot summer’s day and her windshield cleaned so neatly, you’d wonder if the glass was even there. But it was her headlights that called my name. Her lovely, pulchritudinous headlights the hue of electric yellow and clean white. The image was too perfect.

“I like you, Toyota-San.”

We stood in silence, the only echo being of the keys that jangled from oncoming truck drivers that were done for the day. I waited, my anticipation pushing my engine to malfunction and oil to leak a bit.

Finally, she said, “I like you too.”

That was the happiest day in my life.
21 04,2021
Jesus 21 04,2021
(question for french people, or any person who is familiar with it and knows about it. I just need some answers, thank you.. )


So, I'm living in France for some years now and I did hear a lot in my family the word "PD" (I believe it's actually "pédé", but if I'm wrong, please correct me) for describing gay people and it sounded extremely rude to me.. for this reason I have never used it, but I hear it often and I got genuinely curious if it's an offensive, derogatory word, (like the f-word in English for instance), or it's just a simple/respectful/positive word for gay people..


And I did google it first, but it didn't really help me..
21 04,2021
idk if what im asking makes sense,
but mine is enemies to lovers >:D
21 04,2021
If two people have sex and the other person has two souls trapped inside of them then does it count as a threesome?
21 04,2021
So.. I saw someone on here make a post about them having gender dysphoria earlier and then i saw someone on pintrest mention it too. I did alittle research but google was vague on what it actually felt like. I'm not trying to be rude but what does it feel like? Do you feel like you are in the wrong body all the time or is it something entirely different?
21 04,2021
about question
If y’all wanna read some GL here’s some on here. This is for people who say they can’t find good GLs.

• Soulmate(Yuri)
• The Two Sides of Seiyuu Radio
• Moonlight Garden (not gonna lie, didn’t find this one that interesting but I love the characters)
• Handsome Girl and Sheltered Girl
• I Favor the Villainess (I saw this one at Books A Million)
• Tamen De Gushi (Their Story)
• Program Me
• Onna Doushi to ka Arienai deshou to Iiharu Onna no ko wo, Hyakunichi kan de Tetteiteki ni Otosu Yuri no Ohanashi
• Ring My Bell (Never finished this one actually, but it was cute)
• Suimitsutou Ha Shoujo Ni Kajirareru
• Kill Switch
• Relationship Guidelines
• Can’t Defy the Lonely Girl
• Sadistic Beauty: Side Story
• Hate Me
• Even If It Was Just Once, I Regret It
• Hertz Around You
• A Lady’s Table (Should’ve been longer)
• This is Obviously a Yuri

If y’all have any more I didn’t say, can you put them down? I wanna add to my Yuri and Shoujo Ai collection.
21 04,2021
about laziness
No not this community
The gacha community
I've been there ever since it started
But now i'm seriously contemplating of leaving because i got toxicity from people because i commented on a little minecraft video
"Something a gacha girl won't understand..." something like that
Just because i play gacha doesn't mean i don't play other games, i play minecraft too
I can't believe the gacha community is getting so much hate just because some stupid little kids with no brain decided to create disgusting content
I miss 2017 :(
21 04,2021
PLEASE WRITE A FANFIC TO ANOTHER MANGAGO USER PLEASE I NEED IT
21 04,2021
Is she/they a pronoun? If so how do you use it because i have absolutely no idea
My friend wanted to use she/they pronouns and i don't know how to use it ( ̄∇ ̄")
21 04,2021
Jia
20 04,2021
Ok I have done it kinda but I finally did it. I did another story and could you tell me what you think of it so far Please. (Please note I am not done yet)
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/15xYo4CVLfQlOFNQTlCOpZBIEF_hsBxczoXOAUZMo5IQ/edit?usp=sharing
20 04,2021
i went on twt and the first thing i saw on my tl was a man shooting a fucking 15 year old. this man shot her 4 times in the chest because "she was trying to stab him".

that girl called the police for help because she was in trouble. the only reason she had a knife was to defend herself. but she ended up dead.

this is fucking disgusting. I don't want to leave the link to the video because i'm just getting sick thinking about it.
20 04,2021

People are doing

did got a piercing

it hurts less than you think it will

20 hours
want to do explain your username

Nyanko sensei is so cute

1 days
did explain your username

I had a headache and I usually have migraines

1 days

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