Question page 1767 (50745)

this site is boring today, so someone spill tea and start drama

SOMEONE DO CPR ON MY PUSSY PLEASE IT'S THROBING LIKE CRAZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyo59YtR4vo&ab_channel=steelydanstan

how do you make an acc to read comics on kakao page? are they in korean? or can I be translated? and do you need to pay? https://page.kakao.com/home?seriesId=54464663&page=4

"EAT THIS ASS, NOW!" your teacher yells. She can't possibly be serious.. can she? It was only a harmless little joke..! It wasn't your fault you could smell her coochie from a mile away! The classes eyes were all fixated. You knew the same thought went through all of their minds at once: 'Is he really gonna eat teachers ass?' Was what they were probably thinking.

"Well? You were big and tough weren't you? Whats stopped you from eating my ass, huh??" She says, lowering her ass onto your face. You started kicking and screaming for air. Looks like she didn't wash her ass either! You could smell the shit coming from her asshole, it was disgusting. Her coochie smelled like the fish market, only more.. rotten!

She wouldn't move an inch.

So I thought "huh what if I throw a knife at the wall like how they do in movies"
So I did
And it
Actually went into the wall and left a hole so I took it out and left it alone
Surprise no one noticed bc its like right by the door

So basically, a young girl drunkenly (?) gets married to this older dude. They fall in love, bla bla, and have a child at the end. Also there was this really annoying guy that like the female lead and be tossed her ring into the ocean.

Isayama said all the characters have shit stains that have never come out and Hange smells the worst.

How the fuck do you sleep after reading a bl hardcore manga bro? I normally sleep at 12am, lol.(〜￣△￣)〜

It can be anything am bored I need recommends it can be bl gl anything I dont care- all i care is that it better not be boring

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Am i the only one who feels like they read bl/gl/romance to cope with the fact that i know that im probably never gonna get a suitable suitor and will die alone in a hospital bed as a dicrepit old man/woman ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

ok my loves I know there's alot of ppl playing mystic messenger rn so be honest whats ur fav route (character) and y
My personal fav is either zen or Jumin, SPOILER POSSIBLE...
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zen is the romantic type and Jumin is the possessive type, I need a lover and a daddy.....

Some of y’all expect everything to be yaoi, not everything has to be yaoi okay! This was not meant to be yaoi and this is NOT yaoi so why are u all like “oh I’m disappointed this isn’t yaoi”. Well this isn’t yaoi so go away and read some yaoi, just don’t go and reading a Fantasy, action, adventure genre if you’re just gonna be expecting yaoi..

Kidnapped by a psychopath

He asks you to play a game

If you refuse, He'll do serial killer stuff on you... and torture...and stuff

You are to choose between two rooms

The door to both rooms are allowed to be opened a tiny crack so that you can see what's inside

When you open the first room, you see a sign saying 'DO NOT LOOK' in red, bold letters in the middle of the white room

When you open the second room, you hear murmurs, whispers and moans saying, 'Hide now', 'Help me' and 'Curses, curses'


Which room do you go into to save yourself?

Idk if u didn't use WhatsApp(⊙…⊙ )

pls the comments on some of these mangas... some of yall are rlly creepy saying things like
"woow i love non-con/rape "
"that 10 year old boy should definitely get fucked by that 22 year old man!!!!!"
"incest is not that bad..."
"he's 16 and he's 26 its not pedophilia"
pls get mental help omg..??

I just realized how un-vanilla my search history are- I hate myself lol.....everytime I read/watch some shit to flick myself I always end up:

"ahh that was good......I hate myself...what's the point of life?...goodbye world...why the fuck did I read that? ..why the fuck did I flick myself at that?...I feel disgusted....I wanna puke.....shit....I'm not gonna do this again"

Then proceeds to reading shit similar to that again....

I got 7 on my ears and one on nose



also curious if you have a nipple piercing how do you manage? never though of getting it since I'd be scared of it tearing since I sleep on my stomach

Istg when i was young I whould think they got kidnapped or murdered