There was a prophet by the name of Jonah, who was a messenger of God. One day, God told Jonah to go on a great journey to the city of Ninevah. God wanted Jonah to tell the people to tone down the horniness, as his angels were getting jealous and wanted to join in. God did not want this, because well, the angels were his cumsluts, dammit.
This was a big task that made Jonah afraid. Not because he might DIE, but because he might die in the manner that he did not WISH to die.
You see, Jonah had a vore fetish. And while a part of the fetish IS dying, it's specifically dying via digestion.
Not by being penetrated in the ass by a horse.
Which, apparently, happened a lot in Ninevah.
"OOOH YEAH BABY SUCK THAT RODDDD, MMMMM YESSSSS-"
Shocked, Jonah spun around to see 2 buff men engaging in what appeared to be oral sex. The blonde one was on his knees, ass exposed and swinging, while the redhead howled in pleasure. He occasionally spanked the blonde himbo's ass, causing him to moan in pleasure.
'oh GOD,' Jonah thought, 't-that could be ME!!!' Jonah was so scared of being anally penetrated that he decided then and there that he wanted to die.
And he knew just the way to do it.
Instead of stopping the horny Ninevanites, he went out on a ship in the hopes of finding something that could fufill his desires. Jonah hoped that God would, you know, understand that he just wanted to be fucking eaten and murdered via acid. Normal stuff.
"Do you, uh, know of any large, hopefully sexy, sea monsters in these parts?" he asked the captain.
"Oh yeah, there was this giant mermaid that we were thinking of seeing." the captain replied.
Holy fucking shit. A GIANT mermaid. Now THAT sounded pretty damn good to Jonah.
"i'll fucking go with you. if you happen to see me, uh, dissapear and can't find me, uh, just leave without me. Don't worry."
"uhhhh ok...?"
"thanks"
Jonah was relieved. If all went well, within a few short days his pain and misery will be gone, and he would finally be able to feel the warmth and love that only a stomach could provide. Fuck god and his shit, he wanted to sleep forever encased in acid.
How foolish Jonah was to think that he could run away from god.
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Thanks for reading! Special thanks to @Fruity Loops for inspiring me to write more. Part 2 is coming soon!
This was a big task that made Jonah afraid. Not because he might DIE, but because he might die in the manner that he did not WISH to die.
You see, Jonah had a vore fetish. And while a part of the fetish IS dying, it's specifically dying via digestion.
Not by being penetrated in the ass by a horse.
Which, apparently, happened a lot in Ninevah.
"OOOH YEAH BABY SUCK THAT RODDDD, MMMMM YESSSSS-"
Shocked, Jonah spun around to see 2 buff men engaging in what appeared to be oral sex. The blonde one was on his knees, ass exposed and swinging, while the redhead howled in pleasure. He occasionally spanked the blonde himbo's ass, causing him to moan in pleasure.
'oh GOD,' Jonah thought, 't-that could be ME!!!' Jonah was so scared of being anally penetrated that he decided then and there that he wanted to die.
And he knew just the way to do it.
Instead of stopping the horny Ninevanites, he went out on a ship in the hopes of finding something that could fufill his desires. Jonah hoped that God would, you know, understand that he just wanted to be fucking eaten and murdered via acid. Normal stuff.
"Do you, uh, know of any large, hopefully sexy, sea monsters in these parts?" he asked the captain.
"Oh yeah, there was this giant mermaid that we were thinking of seeing." the captain replied.
Holy fucking shit. A GIANT mermaid. Now THAT sounded pretty damn good to Jonah.
"i'll fucking go with you. if you happen to see me, uh, dissapear and can't find me, uh, just leave without me. Don't worry."
"uhhhh ok...?"
"thanks"
Jonah was relieved. If all went well, within a few short days his pain and misery will be gone, and he would finally be able to feel the warmth and love that only a stomach could provide. Fuck god and his shit, he wanted to sleep forever encased in acid.
How foolish Jonah was to think that he could run away from god.
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Thanks for reading! Special thanks to @Fruity Loops for inspiring me to write more. Part 2 is coming soon!
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i just want to say you are one of the most funniest people on this site ur answers to these questions make me laugh and u radiate big dick energy also u just seem like a cool bad bitch periodtt also the fact you like sza is french kiss her music is also good PLUS JOIN THE CEREAL CULT :)
I read something about how the words such as yaoi, yuri, shounen/shojo ai are outdated in Japan and they have switched to just bl/gl and ever since I was educated on that I've switched also switched to just saying bl/gl. I feel like other people should start using it, cause you know, respect and shit since they made they word. Idk, just food for thought
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someone recommend me kdramas plss
they can be different types of romance lmao
or anything at all
they can be different types of romance lmao
or anything at all
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about question
so basically i was playing a game (roblox, if u must know) and i was in a server with someone who claimed to Japanese, but i was a bit fishy about it. heres why: their profile before was english and it was pretty good, but they acted like their english was bad. and later on, their profile was in Japanese, instead of english.
so i confronted them and they said they used a translator, which kinda made me question, why would they do that in the first place??
also bc one person typed a nice but quite long sentence and the person who claimed to be Japanese put ":D" but they said they knew little english, so how could they read that so fast?
the last thing was the way they typed in Japanese. i am not Japanese, nor am i fluent in it, so when they spoke in Japanese, i did not know what they were talking about. so im pretty sure u can write Japanese in different ways right? one way is like the english alphabet and the other is characters (pls any Japanese or Japanese speakers, correct me if im wrong) But they switched between those two which made it kinda fishy. why couldnt they just stick to one?
so this is where i need help. to anybody who may be japanese or speaks the language, is that normal or fishy? again, im not japanese or speak it so i have no idea. should i mind my own business or confront them bc i know there are ppl who fetishize, if thats the right word, other cultures and stuff, so im a little paranoid, u can say.
they also play this game quite a lot bc they joined the server i was in about 2 times, so if u wanna see for urself, just tell me and ill tell u what its called.
anyways, srry thats its so long, i was just wondering. and have a good day/night!!
so i confronted them and they said they used a translator, which kinda made me question, why would they do that in the first place??
also bc one person typed a nice but quite long sentence and the person who claimed to be Japanese put ":D" but they said they knew little english, so how could they read that so fast?
the last thing was the way they typed in Japanese. i am not Japanese, nor am i fluent in it, so when they spoke in Japanese, i did not know what they were talking about. so im pretty sure u can write Japanese in different ways right? one way is like the english alphabet and the other is characters (pls any Japanese or Japanese speakers, correct me if im wrong) But they switched between those two which made it kinda fishy. why couldnt they just stick to one?
so this is where i need help. to anybody who may be japanese or speaks the language, is that normal or fishy? again, im not japanese or speak it so i have no idea. should i mind my own business or confront them bc i know there are ppl who fetishize, if thats the right word, other cultures and stuff, so im a little paranoid, u can say.
they also play this game quite a lot bc they joined the server i was in about 2 times, so if u wanna see for urself, just tell me and ill tell u what its called.
anyways, srry thats its so long, i was just wondering. and have a good day/night!!
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so my friend, who's a lesbian, asked me to go to pride with her but seeing with this whole corona i'm not sure if it's still happening but i said yes anyways. it's not that i feel uncomfortable because i support the lgbtq but because i'm straight i thought i might feel out of place and i don't want to make it seem as though i feel uncomfortable because this is the first time my friend wants to go and she doesn't have anyone else to go with and i want her to feel comfortable and happy. sorry if this sounds really ignorant and stupid but is it okay for a straight person to attend pride? it's okay if that sounded ignorant you can bash me but i just needed to get this off my chest
If you could get revenge on anyone, who would it be? How would you go about doing it?
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Me and my dad just finished watching breaking bad and he started watching the sequel, better call saul. And the intro started and I was like, "hey. I know this song. It's from the 1940's or something". And my dad was doubting me. And it got to a part where the guy was talking/singing and I was like I definitely know this song. So I looked up the lyrics and sure enough, I knew who was singing it, the band The Ink Spots. I love old songs especially from Them and the fact that I knew it was them singing even though I didn't know the song made me really proud considering I haven't listen to their music in a while. I know its not something to be that proud of but I was really happy that I proved my dad wrong. Also, the song is called Address Unknown if you want to listen to it.
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Post all of the screenshots of the books/manga on here that you took because you thought they were funny (≧∀≦)
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have you guys heard what happen? if you didnt well sai is a trans female and they(they go by they/she pronouns i think, i'm not too sure) apparently they were kidnapped and people on twitter was for looking for them and they were worried because alot of people who are trans gets killed everyday and their are alot of kidnapping cases so thats why everyone was looking for them and they sent up a gofundme to help them. BUT IT WAS ALL FAKE they were doing it for money and they were scamming people like they think this is a joke. But i really hope people arent doing this to be transphobic or racist because i see some people saying some messed up shit about them what they did is fucked up but its not good to be transphobic or racist, also because of sai people wont believe when someone actually tried to set up gofund me for help because people will think their scamming, kidnapping cases are not something to joke about in no way.
god i despite the saying periodt, my sisters kept saying it and I can't handle it now
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Uh I heard it from tiktok but I try to search it on this site but it got banned or idk lol, but I saw many users on did site say that doujinshi is bad, is it really bad?...i want to read it but how?
about be a dumb bitch
this happened last tuesday, and I was late to class by 2 hours. this makes more pain than stubbing my toe into a dresser.
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And a lot of people complimented me on my outfit
I also made a new Friend today as well
Today wasn't that bad
How was yours
I also made a new Friend today as well
Today wasn't that bad
How was yours
