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This can be IRL or 2D,

I honestly started falling for a guy who ghosted me and I know I shouldn't like him yet here we are.

Spongebob = sponge = super absorbent = lives in Bikini Bottom.





Spongebob is a tampon ʕ • o • ʔ

An H2HOE.

Eh skrew romance
What’s your favorite friendship or friend group dynamic you’ve seen in anime/manga/webcomics?
Platonic relationships are da bomb.
Especially dat enemies to friends, immaculate
Also family too, but not in an insest way, insest is disgusting. What I’m talking about is characters looking out for their siblings and parents/guardians being protective of their children. It warms ma heart ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having urgent need to use the bathroom.
He headed over to the men's room nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft.
Each time he tried to door, it was occupied.
A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, "I'll let you use the ladies room with on one condition - don't touch the buttons on the wall!"
The man breathed a sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet, and his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall. The buttons were marked "WW, WA,PP, and ATR".
Making the same mistakes that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully press the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "Wow this is strangely pleasant, women really have it made!"
Still curious he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze on of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
"This is amazing", he thought. "Men's rooms have nothing like this.
He then pressed the button marked "PP", which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR", and then everything went black.
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember I was in the ladies' room on a plane!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, I'm sure you were having a great time until you press the "ATR" button which stands for 'Automatic Tampon Remover'."

drop ur fav couple/ship! could be from BL, shoujo, shounen, Anime, manhwa/ga/hua u name it!

ive been wondering does human flesh taste like fried chicken or bacon?

just curious (〜￣△￣)〜

so i surched up big titteyd anime guys and ig my school blocked that fro search so if someone could send big titty anime guys please

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Coconut
ʕ•ω•ʔ✧ got ya

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his fatger the same question.
His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks thats neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy is dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

I vvant big tiBBies (╯╥﹏╥)╯╧╧
please god just give me the tatas Y-Y
Hand them over, or I’ll start worshiping satan!
(I know that that has the same energy as announcing I’m unfollowing a celebrity, but I don’t care)
Wait a second...
Satan’s probably more likely to hand out big titties

Dear Satan,
gimme da mommy milkers
Love,
Ya fav earthling (^ 3 °) ~

if you have a dick, you pee when it's soft, right? It won't be hard when you'll hold it and aim, right? Like is it flimsy? Will it get hard when you pee?

If i think of it my whole family is fucked up with depression or intense sadness
my dad.. hes fine i think
my mom) takes depression pills
my brother) wants to kill himself and a few days ago woke up from a dream with his brain telling himself things like youre useless youre ugly and that stuff
my sister) a few year back when she was 8 woke up from a dream with a scary man telling her to kill herslef and jump (she said the devil.. this was when she learned about hesus)
and me...whos a basic fuck and also wants to kill myself

and then my moms side of the family her parents and grandparents also have depression... my grandpas brother commited..
why is it in the family like that.. why in the hell is it like that?

the last questionss i post everyoen is like 'i dont get what your saying' if this is like that to im sorry

Why am I seeing so many trolls with basic white girl names. I'm waiting to see one called Madeline honestly.

Does anyone here knows the title of this shounen ai? The guys pretended to be eachother's boyfriends at their school. Idk they did it for some reason lol. The art style of this manhua is very light and has pastel-like color pallet, almost the same with Here U Are's art style! I know gave poor clues coz i have poor memory too but please i hope anyone knows what I am talking about

Im looking for a yaoi manga that i read long time ago. I know the plot but i cant find the manga☹, anyways the seme and uke goes to the same school but were in different group. They play a game against each other and bet to grant the wish of whoever win. The seme win and ask to sleep with uke. Years later the uke family had financial issues and the seme tries to help by marrying the younger sister of the uke. But he blackmail the uke by telling him that he was gonna take his sister on a boat trio even though shes sick. If anyone knows the story please reply i been looking for it for ghe past few hours

Hey, i was thinking if starting this anime ^^^

but first i wanted to know [anyone whose watched it] opinions on it & if you recommend if or not?
if you’re gonna add spoilers make sure to mention that

thx :)

got any good pics?

— Sagi-shi

the feeling of bed crums on my bed remindes me im alive