EVERY TIME I SING THE YARICHIN SONG IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS I ALWAYS LAUGH BECAUSE THE LYRICS ARE SO PERVERTED AND MY PARENTS DONT KNOW AHAHAH IM LAUGHING FOR THE DUMBEST REASON EVER
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it could be something from your experience or you can just explain your methods.
OK, The questions you can answer. Just pick the one you want to answer.
1) What is the best WI-FI name you've seen...(AmIgay.com is the one I found)
2) How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant...(ONE FAT CHICKEN)
3) What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done or said at your house...(Called my mom a book)
4) What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable...(That's for you to decide ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄)
5) Is cereal soup? Why or why not?...(Man, I'm too dumb to answer)
6) If you met the smartest dude ever what would you make him/her answer...(Is pizza a sandwich?)
7 and last one) If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane? (Don't be shy, put some more...(▰˘◡˘▰) )
1) What is the best WI-FI name you've seen...(AmIgay.com is the one I found)
2) How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant...(ONE FAT CHICKEN)
3) What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done or said at your house...(Called my mom a book)
4) What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable...(That's for you to decide ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄)
5) Is cereal soup? Why or why not?...(Man, I'm too dumb to answer)
6) If you met the smartest dude ever what would you make him/her answer...(Is pizza a sandwich?)
7 and last one) If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane? (Don't be shy, put some more...(▰˘◡˘▰) )
So one year ago, I was walking with a bunch of my friends next to the beach. (It was my best friends birthday) we were just about to get lunch when suddenly a shoe came flying at my face and I got hit in the face with a 5-pound shoe. I broke my nose, and the lady who owned the shoe came running to me and just kept saying (While I was bleeding constantly) "Did I miss? Did miss dear? Did I hit it?" Some dude behind her came and said "HONEY YOU HIT!! GREAT JOB!" I was just sitting there waiting for an apology and maybe a ride to the hospital while this was going down and my friend came up to them and was like, "UHH excuse me you just hit my friend in the face with your shoe don't you think I don't know... APOLOGIZE??" they were like, "Oh yeah your friend sorry, sorry" BuT SUDDENLY THEY WERE LIKE, " Umm, we were playing a game of "Baseball with shoes" and I guess it hit your nose my girlfriend is a great hitter, isn't she a great hitter?" then and there I fainted from the lack of blood and they FINALLY CALLED THE ambulance AND I STILL DIDN'T GET MY PROPER APOLOGY!
he’s hot and.... he’s hot i mean really really hot like for real
ayyo what's some scary stuff y'all have dreamed about?
For example one time I had this nightmare where some kid I knew from school was driving hella fast down these streets at nighttime, then we crashed, I died where my body was next to the driver, the driver turned into my mother and with a emotionless yet smiling face asked what was wrong :) in the moment it was the weirdest and scariest yet anger inducing moment in that nightmare -w-
anyways yeah go for it
For example one time I had this nightmare where some kid I knew from school was driving hella fast down these streets at nighttime, then we crashed, I died where my body was next to the driver, the driver turned into my mother and with a emotionless yet smiling face asked what was wrong :) in the moment it was the weirdest and scariest yet anger inducing moment in that nightmare -w-
anyways yeah go for it
bitch i cant with this yaoi couples. im done. bitch why cant yall just fucking communicate like BITCH TALK. have yall heard the phrase "communication is the key" thats all you need. and your done. see? easy right? BUT WHY JUST WHY CANT YALL DO ONE SIMPLE MOTHERFUCKING THING I- UGH! i mean except silent lover cuz like its understandable but! i dont get why yall cant use ur mouth like bitch. communication is all you need. done. periodt. and you cant even- i- just- ykw i give up.
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so the I’m the Prince’s Consort Candidate however, I believe I can certainly surpass it! manga was really good and shit but the plot twist ruined!! like why?? (╬￣皿￣)凸 like (spoilers ahead)
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Rina being the queen/grand duchess?? is just way out of the picture like a commoner marrying the highest noble of nobles??!?!? and if she isnt a commoner... then what is she?? like how the hell did she get in the palace in the first place like her mother quit her job after marrying her father? but yeah. and she also said the both her mother and father were bureaucrats how?? FUCKING HELLLLLL
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but anyway it'll be day before i can accept this spoiler i thought the grand duchess was the duke's duaghter but nope . ok ill stop.... and if you have spoiler please tell me...
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Rina being the queen/grand duchess?? is just way out of the picture like a commoner marrying the highest noble of nobles??!?!? and if she isnt a commoner... then what is she?? like how the hell did she get in the palace in the first place like her mother quit her job after marrying her father? but yeah. and she also said the both her mother and father were bureaucrats how?? FUCKING HELLLLLL
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but anyway it'll be day before i can accept this spoiler i thought the grand duchess was the duke's duaghter but nope . ok ill stop.... and if you have spoiler please tell me...
I apologize in advance for bothering you kind people but
I AM IN A QUIZ FRENZY RN!
SO here you go my fav quiz of all time A QUIZ based on ANIME FOOD!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/isabellalouise/pick-some-anime-food-and-well-guess-your-age-and-aras7qtgzp
I AM IN A QUIZ FRENZY RN!
SO here you go my fav quiz of all time A QUIZ based on ANIME FOOD!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/isabellalouise/pick-some-anime-food-and-well-guess-your-age-and-aras7qtgzp
Which FOOD matches YOUR PERSONALITY!
Maybe you're a burrito maybe your coal! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/quiz-what-food-matches-your-personality
Maybe you're a burrito maybe your coal! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/quiz-what-food-matches-your-personality
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The fact that you probably don’t have much free will, if any.
The fact that the yellow stone volcano can erupt at literally any time and completely end the world (we’d all die) and there isn’t anything we can do about it AND is overdue for an eruption.
The fact 1/3 of the worlds population lives in a backsliding democracy and f@cism is on the rise.
The fact that your life is slowly ticking by and this is seemingly the only one you get.
The fact that finding evidence of past alien life has dangerous implications about the fate of humanity
(for more info: https://youtu.be/UjtOGPJ0URM )
The fact that scientists still don’t know why we are conscious or what consciousness even is. We don’t even know if other animals are conscious.
The fact that there are other dimensions that may hold other beings that we can’t see because we can’t see those dimensions. There could be a living being in your room and you wouldn’t know. It explains the feeling of being watched while being “completely alone”.
The fact that genetic engineering could possibly mean “designer babies” (where people pick out their baby’s physical traits) or even completely getting rid of any negative emotions. (And genetic engineering is being worked on NOW)
The fact that billionaires are destroying the environment to make an extra buck and we are going to have to live through the horrific consequences.
The fact that we might be living in a simulation.
The fact that you can’t prove the world around you exists.
Y’all I’m having an existential crisis.
The fact that the yellow stone volcano can erupt at literally any time and completely end the world (we’d all die) and there isn’t anything we can do about it AND is overdue for an eruption.
The fact 1/3 of the worlds population lives in a backsliding democracy and f@cism is on the rise.
The fact that your life is slowly ticking by and this is seemingly the only one you get.
The fact that finding evidence of past alien life has dangerous implications about the fate of humanity
(for more info: https://youtu.be/UjtOGPJ0URM )
The fact that scientists still don’t know why we are conscious or what consciousness even is. We don’t even know if other animals are conscious.
The fact that there are other dimensions that may hold other beings that we can’t see because we can’t see those dimensions. There could be a living being in your room and you wouldn’t know. It explains the feeling of being watched while being “completely alone”.
The fact that genetic engineering could possibly mean “designer babies” (where people pick out their baby’s physical traits) or even completely getting rid of any negative emotions. (And genetic engineering is being worked on NOW)
The fact that billionaires are destroying the environment to make an extra buck and we are going to have to live through the horrific consequences.
The fact that we might be living in a simulation.
The fact that you can’t prove the world around you exists.
Y’all I’m having an existential crisis.
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I’m srry in advance
https://youtu.be/Z3j9LuNIgdw
Ahh yes we love squeezing.
Ik ima regret posting this.
But while I don’t, here’s a cookie have good day, I love ya babes, boos, and theys
https://youtu.be/Z3j9LuNIgdw
Ahh yes we love squeezing.
Ik ima regret posting this.
But while I don’t, here’s a cookie have good day, I love ya babes, boos, and theys
about hate a friend
in spain but the s is silent
do yall ever figure out yall have been through a certain trauma and it doesnt feel like you have? like im still trying to process i was sexually assaulted when i was like, 7. by my own family member too lol
and I've been disgusted with myself literally 24/7 and i can barely think about anything else hehe
anyway drop your fav romance bls or I'll snatch your teeth out
do yall ever figure out yall have been through a certain trauma and it doesnt feel like you have? like im still trying to process i was sexually assaulted when i was like, 7. by my own family member too lol
and I've been disgusted with myself literally 24/7 and i can barely think about anything else hehe
anyway drop your fav romance bls or I'll snatch your teeth out
