Yess omg I've been friends with this dude for almost 5 months now and some of the things we talked about are yaoi, our fetishes and masturbation or sth along that line. He went into detail about what it felt like to masturbate and yes, it was one of the most uncomfortable conversations I have ever had. He shares a lot of his experiences with me whi...... 1 reply
It's no surprise when it comes to my boring ass life that I'd start to feel empty and the Big Sad but I started to notice it a lot nowadays. I don't know where that feeling is stemming from but if I were to guess, it's probably because I often contemplate about the meaning of my life, the horrible decisions I made (even if they're minor decisions) ...... 1 reply
This detective is assigned to work on a gruesome murder case, trying to build a report, but is appalled by the details of the murder especially with the mutilated body and the cleverness of the murderer to leave zero evidence behind. Despite his tough appearance, he doesn't work well with blood and death. Nevertheless, he's challenging himself for ...... reply
I don't even listen to songs in my own language because it's about the same thing over and over again and it doesn't even sound nice '-' idk why people like it here reply
Ok so my best friend and I were talking about our sad sad past relationships and all of a sudden he dropped an “I love you”. Well it was more like an “I’ve kept this hidden for a while now but I love you” STILL I was confused???? Like hello??? You have A GIRLFRIEND WDYM YOU LIKE ME?? Σ(っ°Д °;)っ ok a bit more context ;-; yes he does have a girlfriend but their relationship is rocky ;-; Him and I have been friends for about 5 months now and we practically know everything about each other. He’s always been a touchy person but overall a kind and affectionate person so I’ve always thought that he would never harbor any feelings towards me.
So I asked him like do you like me platonically or romantically? He said romantically. But I don’t feel the same way so I don’t know what to do because I don’t want to ruin this friendship we have (￣∇￣")
So like I’m friends with this guy for bout 5 months and we’re practically best friends now. I’ve never been this close to anyone before. And he’s a really touchy person, like he has a habit of touching my arms, patting my head and being very affectionate in general. Mostly towards me but he does this to others too. Recently, he started to become clingy and lean on me and hold my hands (interlocking fingers and all that ;-;) when we hang out. I don’t mind it because we’re comfortable with it BUT the thing is he has a girlfriend Σ(っ°Д °;)っ and idk if this behavior is considered normal by other ppl ╥﹏╥ what do y’all think? (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
The horrific shit my friend wrote to me: (prepare to gouge out your eyes, people)
Potatoes are dummy thicc
Nice cock they (potato) have too
Potatoes are just like the inside topping of a donut. Creamy....
I once saw a potato spanking another. It was a hot hot scene. I had to take a photo of it and I ate the leftover of their...time because it was oh, so sweet.
Boy, oh boy, it really is beautiful. A potato exposing its skin like a goddamn stripper. It made me feel horny because I want to put that juicy potato meat in my goddamn erect mouth.
You know what? I ran out of potatoes to finger-fuck (eat), so I had to go underground (aka the graveyard). I dug a grave and fucked the living—uh, dead hell out of those potatoes. Heck, I swore one of them moaned even though they’re supposed to be dead.
There was that other time when a male potato fucked my face. We even did a threesome with a female potato who seemed to be a virgin. Blood squirted out of her potato pussy. It seemed like she was on her period, much better for the taste. I licked all of that blood and cum out. Her legs shivered like a baby animal who was just born. The male potato moaned and groaned while fucking the potato as I stroke my non-existent dick. That scene made me so erect that I eventually came all over them. The male potato collapse and I used his dying mouth to fuck the hell out of the female potato’s ass. I had so much fun that day, I think it was the best one yet.
Oh, you asked whether I have ever been fucked in the ass before? Well, actually, yes, yes I have. It’s not by a male potato’s dick, no no no! It’s by a futa potato. Boy...that fucking sick felt so good that I came immediately after taking a look at the pulsing junk. Heck, the dick is probably the longest I’ve ever seen! I was so thrilled and once the dick was in, oh my god, it can’t fit in my hole so it hurt like hell but after a few thrust, I'm literally filled with ecstasy. It felt so good that I moaned until I came which is like in seconds. It’s sooooooooooo good. The futa potato could even be a goddamn porn star on potatohub if it wants to. I want to fuck it over and over and over again but sadly, I can’t go on because I can barely walk after round 1 but I kept going and almost died from pleasure.
And, you can also shove some potato up the fucking camel’s tight ass???
“Weewee is your peepee” -potato simp (jk)
“If it’s a hole in a potato, place your peepee in the hehe”
-potato simp
So...I ran out of potatoes...I had an idea....but I think that it’s not that great—I decided to go to the French fries facility and steal a few crates filled with them....I mean, French fries are cousins of the good ol’ fuck-buddy of mine called potato. I was surprised because boy...they had the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen and they’re playboys as well...it was soooooo enjoyable that I nutted twice after being teased by that throbbing huge cock. I just had to get a taste of it and I did. Oh...MY...GOD! It was so delicious that I had to stroke my own non-existent dick while the other fries fucked me in the ass. Before I realized it..., it turned into a gangbang. One female fry decided to suck on my dick while fucking herself with a dildo. The other fry began masturbating to the scene and came all over my horny body. That was the best cum I’ve ever had in ages. The first one was when a potato deep-throated me while simultaneously jacking up the power of the machine on my cock. This one tops it as being the best because just then, I get to fuck a male potato’s ass! It was so damn tight that it took a while to just insert it in so I can start pushing back and forth. But it was worth the wait because it was soooooo good. It wrapped my cock up so nicely that I came after a few thrusts. I also stroked the guy’s dick too and he came...a lot...it was the best night ever! Moans were everywhere as skin slaps can be heard, I swore that I turned into a fucking slut that night. They were so rough to me, unlike the potatoes.
