tokidoki's Topics (232)

YAY so happy :D Touya and Kouichi sleeping together on the couch hehe

*you! you are baaack! Beware of my vengeance!* *But before that... gimme your coat ~*

Yes, I am back ... *takes off coat and hands over with a wicked grin ... coat is filled with fulffy squirmy kitties that spill out to wind around their new owners' ankles*

this! Too cuuute ~ *Immediately regain her senses* No I won't be swayed !! *Totally innocent girl overwhelmed*

*Kitties begin to mew for attention, and barrista pops out of coat with a large cup of innocent girls favourite coffee and some food for the hungry cats* (suspicious person creeps away while innocent girl is occupied and all the kitties morph into Godzillas ...)

I.. I.. I was tricked again!!!! Next time! Next time for sure I will get my revenge! *tries to tame the godzilla as future super pets!*

Yes, but this time the coat (and the coffee and barrista) were free ... and the godzillas are easily to tame - just feed them kittens ... er ... kitten chow, not kittens *suspicious person appears on roof of nearby building, opens snowy wings and flies away, with a banner trailing behind with the words "Shop at N Pet Store for all your pets' needs"* Muahahaha

*totally innocent girl not convinced as this can be counted as the goods she should have received last time* *but stares in admiration at the wings~* Me want *proceeds to catch up to suspicious person*

*Leads innocent girl into pet store where she is overcome by the cute fluffiness of all the animals ready to be adopted*
"Well - girl formerly in a mask, see anything you wish to take home with you? Just keep in mind they may transform on you if you are not careful with your thoughts - witness the kitties turning into lizard monsters...or do you just need some food for them?"

Trans.. transform??!! Then do you have something that would turn into a eastern dragon? That would be nice ~ *eyes full of expectation*

An Eastern dragon, hmmmm... let me check my inventory. Are you prepared to feed it live food? I believe it prefers small mammals ... cats, dogs, etc.
Oh! Look, I do have one ... *gets a bizarre looking creature out of a cage ...*
I know it does not look like much right now, but feed it the right food and you will have what you are looking for ...

*totally innocent girl intently stares at the suspicious looking animal...* Are you sure this will be a dragon? *threatening glare* Oh btw can it eat human when it will grow up?

Oh, yes, we guarantee it! Provided you follow the proper care instructions. As for eating humans? Well it is not the dragons' favourite meal, but it can be coaxed occasionally. Just keep the care guide with you and be sure to follow it... *hands over the creature*

Hmm I will treat it with love *takes the soon-to-be (??!) dragon* I'm looking forward to his adult form! *laughs maniacally*

Hey! Wait! You get a complimentary bag of kittens with that! It's just a starter feeding kit, you will have to buy more later, but these will last a month or so. *Hands over squirming, mewing bag*
By the way, that creature will never turn on its' former owner - me - just in case you were thinking evil things....but it does like virgin male ukes when in adult form. Just something to keep in mind.

Oh my ! Thank you! Those kittens are so cute ~ *conflicted* Aaah well it's for the sake of my beloved dragon...
Hehehe don't worry I'm still looking forward to do more business with you *innocent smile* My revenge against you can wait *evil smile*
Virgin male uke you say? Hmm are you selling those? Aaah but I'd feel bad for all those pitiful seme ~ What do I do, suspicious seller?

Well, that is just a preference ... try different ukes, all flavour and see what your dragon prefers to eat most. You could even try a few semes, but many of them prove to be too tough for your dragon to eat. Hmmm...children maybe? *grins happily*

Thanks for you advice suspicious seller! *happy innocent girl* Please tell me when you have ukes and children in stock! *look into the distance and dreams of a happy future* Can't wait for my dragon to eat my enemies *laughs crazily and walks away with the strange creature and the tamed godzillas*

Ah, we don't carry those items in stock, muses the suspicious person quietly. She will have to find those items on her own, hope she realizes this ... perhaps one day she will understand just what she is getting into ... and her new addiction to BL manga is surely to surface as the dragon grows.

*turns around to look at the suspicious person* what? did you say something? *smiles happily at the worried looking suspicious person* Don't worry I will raise this creature well! *innocent girl didn't get suspicious person's worries and walks away again*

*Theme music from the movie "Jaws" follows behind the girl, emanating magically from nowhere, as the strange beast cuddles up to the girl* Store disappears from view to be replaced by a Ramen shop, a Pachinko store and a 7-11. Suspicious person flies away to drop off advertising flyers for the new businesses.

HAhahahhaha nice finale xD

Thanks! And thanks for having a little fun with my silliness! We'll be back - won't we - to stalk this page again?

Yay thanks to you! Hehe of course ~

How is this anything like the last? Oh that's right, you people don't care for quality... I hope they do no more chapters for the pubic and go private!

Yeah, fine. Shut up.

My, aren't you spiteful. This person made a lighthearted comment and you reply with that? Grumpy are we?

I know what you mean, I used to think of his nose as an eagle.

Hahaha...Yeah. I took a look at the initial images, and his nose has gotten more hooked and larger since the initial chapter. It now reminds me of the Bald Eagle character (Sam the Eagle) from the Muppets ...

Every time he shows up in the manga, his nose is what draws my attention in the drawings. Lol. I call him the 'bird mad.' ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

man****

I will take one with you ... Ohmmmmm ... nope - can't contain my excitement ... that is my ADD sid...OMG Squirrel!
*runs after it with a camera*

Okay I am calmer now. And let me add my appreciation for the update!

Truly a flail worthy update! Gah. Calm. What is calm?!

Something achieved only after at least three reads through the newest chapter? And a few minutes of deep breathing after hyperventilating? (which has not been a good thing where I live - we have health warnings in place because it is so hot and dry and the air is full of smoke from hundreds of forest fires! *cough*)
Time to go re-read and hyperventil...cough...ate again so I can achieve a measure of Zen ... hehehe (flails around with you)

Oh that sounds like summers here in Australia -_- bush fires ugh! I don't miss the hot. I'll have my frosty mornings any day thank you and use the VF boys hotness for warmth! XD

P.s probably a bad idea to read the new update with coffee. No sleep for me tonight!

Ah, I just saw a news story where Southern Australia got a sudden dose of winter in the form of a snow storm - did that affect your area?
We have been experiencing a drought in my neck of the woods, water rationing, record breaking heat and other strange goings on ... and then a city to the south of us just got a thunderstorm that flooded a number of communities - crazy!
Goes back to meditatin...nope flailing around.

*totally innocent girl wearing a mask furtively coming to buy things from the suspicious person* ~

Anyway there should be still 2 more weeks to go between the next update cause of the hiatus ;(

Oh, did not know they were on hiatus...thanks
*See anything you would like to buy?* Coat opens wider to display selection of cheeky items, turns out coat is like a Harry Potter camping tent and contains a full show room and cat cafe.

:p

*admire the coat and take out a suitcase full of cash* I want the coat please!

Sold! to the totally innocent girl wearing a mask. *takes off coat to reveal that that is, unfortunately, all the suspicious figure is wearing. Hands over coat and walks off down the street with cash*

Innocent girl looks inside the coat to find the store and cat cafe missing, and a pint size version of Godzilla leaps out to strike terror into the heart of the city. A ghostly "Muahahaha" is heard in the distance. Suspicious figure is now clothed in shadowy substance.

*stares at the suspicious naked person and takes the coat* ヾ(☆▽☆)

*Totally innocent girl wearing a mask transforms into a totally violent enraged girl from the scam and run after the suspicious person swearing vengeance!*

The words caveat emptor appear in the air in front of the girl and transform into a cage to hold her back from getting revenge, then a list worthy of only an electronics company or Facebook begin scrolling in front of her, listing terms and conditions of purchase.
Naked person has now vanished in a crowd or suspiciously naked other people.

*enraged girl now confused stares at the list and marvels at nowadays technology!*

*totally innocent girl not so enraged anymore snaps out of it and summons her heavenly katana to cut through the cage*

*shouts into the distance* Someday I will definitely find you again!! * and then happily proceeds to find handsome guys among the suddenly naked people*

Okay - you have me there ... LOL - thanks! That was fun!

Hahaha yeah xD