A man fucking the country of Canada. Not a human personification. Not a sentient landmass. Just a man travelling to Canada, digging a hole, and going at it.
There's a lot of crazy books with inanimate objects, once I heard of a girl with two sparkly purple crocs that turn into a gay couple at night but then they fall for her too and they become ...... 3 reply
I wrote a small fanfic several years ago. It wasn't one I wanted to write; the thought of it haunted me until I finally wrote and posted it. But then a year ago it attracted the biggest weirdo I've ever seen. Not because I wrote something weird, but because it had a character they seemed to be utterly obsessed with. No matter what kind of fanfic it...... 1 reply