Give Life Advice

Or am I the only one here?

Confirmed lesbian. Spent much of my youth scared and trying not to be a lesbian. If there was the slightest chance I wasn't I'd have found it.

Women light me on fire. Hopefully not literally, but sometimes you wonder. Men are great too! As long as you never have to have sex with them. Or think about them having sex.

Yaoi is hot though.

Just want to commiserate with someone over how being human is weird af.

Unless I'm the only one. In which case I will buy some vodka and commiserate with myself over how being weird is human af.

Maybe I'll buy the vodka anyway.

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Any song about hopeless crush or a song about admiring someone? Im planning to make a cover and send it to my crush on New year's.

Well if you want more details to match my situation, Im a female bi whos into a les (shes not girly at all, she acts and behaves like a guy). We never really talked since we only met once. I barely know her at all, and yet I know I have no chance with her because shes way out of my league. Any good song? Preferably similar to joji, lany or lauv songs type of chill vibe, but singable and playable on uke and/or piano.

I was thinking of "Mean It" by lany and lauv but its not singable as a cover haha. I was also thinking about "Shes So High" by Tal Bachman or "Smile" by Uncle Cracker because the lyrics hit home. But they sound too sad, dreamy or solemn, you know what i mean ++theyre already overused(?) old songs (dont attack me please ) so im saving them for last choice

(Just asking this again haha. Thanks in advance!!)