Tried To Kill Yourself

Listen, we get that there are some really good looking pictures of Santa but please for the love of god just nooo   1 reply

I was literally just about to write a question asking for wholesome holiday stories/pictures and I look down and see this   reply

Plot twist The aliens are all female, thus no dick.   reply

I once spitted a bunch of my saliva in a cup and gave it to my classmate when I was in grade 3. She just looked at me confused and I told her to drink it. So she did. Thinking back now, why the fck did I do that and why did she agree to that bs. And I should've said " drink it, its wine ".   reply

once i stole a plastic dinosaur in pre-k. i felt like a spy. those suckers never found out. also another time i wanted to try pirate booty because it looked good and i never had it before so i ate one i found off the floor that some other kid was eating. like a thieving raccoon.   reply