what are some of the stupidest thing your parents ask you to do

She told me to top my grades....... But mom.. I'm a bottom   reply

“Just stop being s/icidal” WOW THANKS MOM, if only I had thought of that. (I’m being sarcastic)   reply

"Dont eat chewing/bubble gums it makes you look like a whore" man I was 10, tryna act like im the school baddie (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)   1 reply

My parents told me that being depressed is a sign of immaturity and that I should grow up and act my age... I WAS 14 but thanks to my parents I am now suffering with 3 mental illnesses ( it's not fun ).   reply

they never asked me to do smth that is not my duty to do but overall kids need to chill...appreciate having them in your life ok? turning the heater on or whatever is fine. you peed all over her for at least 2 3 years. don't whine.   2 reply

Go find a job and make money for me :)   reply

No need to take vitamins cause you are always so fat... Like what?? ***dumbfounded**   reply