Losing my Virginity Online

Am I the asshole for telling my best friend that I'm not a virgin?
I lost my virginity online to Jaekyung from Jinx because that was my first yaoi. I think reading sex scenes should count as losing one's virginity because me and Jaekyung and Dan, we all climaxed. If Lesbians can define sex as fingering, then I can define reading YAOI as sex. I currently slept with 200 partners in Manhua style and 300 in manga style.

You guys are also NOT virgins as well! Let us celebrate our sex lives!