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Creative Insults please~
Can someone give me some creative insults beyond human comprehension? Need it to form my counterattacks just in case someone talk bitch about me behind my back and I found out and now I blocked them but decided to unblocked them so I could throw some fists in the air before cutting ties, like this kind of situation?
The best way to handle this is with maturity. Trading insults only makes things worse. If someone is speaking badly about you behind your back, remember that false claims don't become true just because someone says them. Stay confident, don't let it get under your skin, and let it go. reply
"See my pinky, see my thumb. See my FIST you better run."
"I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks onto you."
"You're nothing but my PAWN! Bakaaaaaa!"
"You talk like you have my dick in your mouth 24/7"
"Keep running around like a rat, we all know you can't say shit to me face to face."
"All this beef, yet I o...... 5 reply
I'm not good at insults tbh and whenever I hear people saying them it comes off as cringy or odd unless the insult is really specifically targeted to whoever you're tying to insult reply
Act like that person doesn't exist or never existed in this world. Giving any reaction just feeds them. Especially narcissistic people hate it and loose their mind if you don't give them ANYTHING, because they don't have any material to use when you act like they are invisible. Most people overall don't know how to cope with that response. reply
I don't have one but my personal favourite has always been your mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
It always makes me laugh for some reason.. 1 reply
"you look like a person who would unironically love dubai"
"is your fav country isr*el?"
"are you a bjp supporter andhbhakt?" (this is like, more in an indian context only T_T)
"is your brain in your knees or smth?" (it's like a hindi slang idiom?)
"did you forget your brain at your home perchance while you left?" reply
