about make leggy
Can someone get me whatever shit the bros that work at Coolmic are on?
about let's be positive
I play basketball, softball (slow-pitch and fast-pitch), and baseball.
Basketball is easy when you’re playing defense because your job is just to be as annoying as possible.
At this point with all the batting sports I have being 3rd baseman down to a tea.
Basketball is easy when you’re playing defense because your job is just to be as annoying as possible.
At this point with all the batting sports I have being 3rd baseman down to a tea.
about question
The bpd is bpding and I can’t stop thinking about killing myself. I need a distraction or advice or something.
about my friends left me
Hi I’m your resident hoe for thembos.
If ya gotta a respectful hottie who’s dumber than bread, leave them here and I’ll simp till I’m dead.
**Also don’t forget the sauce (^ 3 °) ~
If ya gotta a respectful hottie who’s dumber than bread, leave them here and I’ll simp till I’m dead.
**Also don’t forget the sauce (^ 3 °) ~
I vvant big tiBBies (╯╥﹏╥)╯╧╧
please god just give me the tatas Y-Y
Hand them over, or I’ll start worshiping satan!
(I know that that has the same energy as announcing I’m unfollowing a celebrity, but I don’t care)
Wait a second...
Satan’s probably more likely to hand out big titties
Dear Satan,
gimme da mommy milkers
Love,
Ya fav earthling (^ 3 °) ~
please god just give me the tatas Y-Y
Hand them over, or I’ll start worshiping satan!
(I know that that has the same energy as announcing I’m unfollowing a celebrity, but I don’t care)
Wait a second...
Satan’s probably more likely to hand out big titties
Dear Satan,
gimme da mommy milkers
Love,
Ya fav earthling (^ 3 °) ~
about stupidest thing everdone
duck nugget (for fakers/posers because chicken nuggets are the og)
about get a tattoo
I want to be a tattoo artist, and I've been putting together a portfolio to go ask around for apprenticeships. What's something you think is a fun idea to draw, and/or what's something you've always thought would be an amazing tattoo?
I want to sharpen my adaptability :p
I want to sharpen my adaptability :p
about talk to yourself
Bro The Rib of Adam was something dude wakes up one day with a ribussy
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/the_rib_of_adam_jinmi/
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/the_rib_of_adam_jinmi/
about using mangago
What are your weirdest Manga screenshots you have in your camera roll? I’m curious because I have a lot lol
about question
Im asking up here because imma be a lil picky about it lol, and boy is it hard to find good wlw recommendations sometimes
-no webcomic format (im sorry pls dont kill me i just dislike constantly scrolling when reading)
-no large age gaps or incest or underage characters
-and some spicy scenes
-no webcomic format (im sorry pls dont kill me i just dislike constantly scrolling when reading)
-no large age gaps or incest or underage characters
-and some spicy scenes
about your opinions
Then he talked shit about me to a bunch of people on fucking discord
Fun times
Time to go back to eating out sexy women
Fun times
Time to go back to eating out sexy women
about your secrets
Damn I really wanna go up to a random guy and whisper “I know what your secret is.” just to see their reaction idk why. Of course I don’t actually know their secrets, but it’d be kinda comical if they let a actual secret slip because of what I said.
I feel like messing with people today for some reason.
I won’t in the end though cuz it’s pretty fucked up to do, especially if their secrets are bigger than something stupid.
But it makes me wonder.
I feel like messing with people today for some reason.
I won’t in the end though cuz it’s pretty fucked up to do, especially if their secrets are bigger than something stupid.
But it makes me wonder.
about made true friends
I am currently retreating back into my very, very, very, very old roots.
I haven’t watched My Little Pony Friendship is Magic in YEARS. I’m probably not exactly the demographic anymore, but 11 year old me had good taste.
Depressive episode hitting different rn because someone very close to me died.
Out of all the comfort shows I’ve had over the years, MLP is probably the last series I expected to turn to, but yet here we are.
I’m so grateful the show exists.
I haven’t watched My Little Pony Friendship is Magic in YEARS. I’m probably not exactly the demographic anymore, but 11 year old me had good taste.
Depressive episode hitting different rn because someone very close to me died.
Out of all the comfort shows I’ve had over the years, MLP is probably the last series I expected to turn to, but yet here we are.
I’m so grateful the show exists.
about what is desire
Person A: *takes chocolate gold coins out of their bra and is sad that they’re melty*
Person B: *stares in confusion*
Person A: *notices person B staring* what? you want one?
Person B: uhhhhh... sure?
Person A: *gives coin*
Person B: *takes coin and licks it*
Person A: Haha, what are you doing silly? The aluminum isn’t edible.
Person B: *stares in confusion*
Person A: *notices person B staring* what? you want one?
Person B: uhhhhh... sure?
Person A: *gives coin*
Person B: *takes coin and licks it*
Person A: Haha, what are you doing silly? The aluminum isn’t edible.
about i think i like women
about friends getting together
I’m in a four person friend group.
Person A is dating person B.
However person A still likes person C who they’ve had a crush on since 5th grade.
Person C is dating someone outside of the friend group, but C told me they like person B and don’t know what to do about it.
Person B falls in and out of love very easily and says even though they like A they kinda have a crush on C, and aren’t over their ex.
Meanwhile I’m person D who is sick of everyone complaining to me about they’re relationship problems and the whole stupid love triangle drama.
I could spill all the tea I have, but I don’t know if that would help or just create more problems.
Person A is dating person B.
However person A still likes person C who they’ve had a crush on since 5th grade.
Person C is dating someone outside of the friend group, but C told me they like person B and don’t know what to do about it.
Person B falls in and out of love very easily and says even though they like A they kinda have a crush on C, and aren’t over their ex.
Meanwhile I’m person D who is sick of everyone complaining to me about they’re relationship problems and the whole stupid love triangle drama.
I could spill all the tea I have, but I don’t know if that would help or just create more problems.
about am i the only one
Everyone decent please look away while I dip a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast sandwich in an unholy amount of mustard.