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There are tiny little creatures called threadworms (or pinworms) that infect about 20% of children and crawl out of their buttholes at night.


This is their life cycle:

1. You swallow a pinworm egg.

2. The pinworm hatches and chills out in your intenstines.

3. The female pinworm exits your anus while you sleep.

4. And lays eggs around your anus.

5. This kind of itches.

6. So you scratch your butt, naturally.

7. Eventually after you do that, you're likely to touch your mouth, getting the eggs back into your digestive tract.

8. The circle of life continues, forever.

There are tiny little skin mites that come out at night to have sex on your face.

Ice machines in restaurants are usually not cleaned. They even have a part called a slime guard and if you saw it on a bad day you would never get ice again

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The chance of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is actually greater than your chance of winning

The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste

Most lipstick contains fish scales

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

The last food you ate is the name of your new pet.
Mine: Shrimp Tempura ╮(￣▽￣)╭

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https://myanimelist.net/animelist/xxZA_WORLDOxx?status=7&order=4&order2=0 Here’s mine

LET’S SEE ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Well I just eat cookie dough raw and not just a bite or something no I ate half a pack:-:

Mo Dao Zu Shi AKA The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

So our SPOILERIFIC STORY BEGINS *Wiggles eyebrows aggressively*

In some shitty ass barn where poor sad bitch Mo Xuan Yu, who sacrifices himself and all his life points to special summon the reincarnated spirit of Wei Wuxian.

The former alleged master of Diabolibizisism, who was killed 13 years prior by a TRAITORRRRR-

Finding himself forcibly reincarnated in a Bishou-Loco's body, Wei sets out to grant the unknown wishes his summoner FAILED TO WRITE DOWN and ventures to the nearby town meeting Mo's asshat family members and trolling them in front of the visiting cultivators from the Gusu Lan sect.

Later that night the compound was attacked by the GHOST OF FAPPING PASS-

Killing the family members of Mo Xuan Yu which turned out to be his summoning wishes(That was easy-)

But as the ghost hand continues to threaten everyone's livelihood and FAP THEM ALL TO DEATH-

A glorious man in white arrives and saves everyone with his BAMBOOSTIC ACOUSTICS-

Forcing the ghost arm to flee and MUTUALLY MASTURBATE ANOTHER NIGHT-

Wei Wuxian knows the musical man Lan Zhan as they were acquaintances from his past life, so he runs his ass of to a nearby forest because reconnecting with people on facebook is one thing- but in real life- (gurl bYE-)

While travelling through the forest Wei encounters another FORMER friend

This time his formr BFFL Jiang Cheng who immediately finds the Wei possessed Mo HELLA SUS-

But suspicions have to wait because GRAND SEXY BUDDHETTE SOON ATTACKS AFTER BEING POSSESSED BY THE GHOST ARM WHICH MUST BE SICK OF BEATING MEAT- *Lenny Face*

With no one standing a chance against Buddhette Wei risks his cover being blown and makes a bnootleg dragon dagger, whichh fails to summon the dragon zoar which would've beeen ideal to fight the kaiju-

But does summon the next best thing, The raging ghost general Wen Ning.

Who proceeds to body Buddhette and her new friend JILL-

But in the chaos Wei Wuxian gets discovered using his signature technique by bothe Lan Zhan and JiangChen, with the latter using his magic whip in a rage t force Wei out of SpiRIT UNITY-

But that shit don't work and he manages to keep his cover as just anotherBISHOULOCO-

LanZHan steps in and defends dead bae saying he'll take Responsibility for him to Juang Chen's ire bUT HIS PETTY ASS LEAVES REGARDLESS LMAO-

NOW CUE FLASHBACK FOR THE REST OF THE 1ST SEASON AS WE LEARNED THE STORY OF WEI WU XIAN THE SPUNKY NON COMFORMIST CULTIVATOR AND ADOPTED CHILD OF THE YUN MENG JENG SECT HIS BITTER BESTIE JIANG CHEN OF THE SAME SECT AND THE TSUNDRE LAN ZHN FROM THE GUSU LAN SECT AS THEY STUDY TO BECOME PROFFESSSIONAL CULTIVATORS THROUGH BATTLES AGINST THE WALKING DEAAD A LION TURTLEL AND SEVERE GLOBAL WARMING

WHILE ALONG THE WAY MEETNG THE ADORABLE WEN NING WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, AWWWW WEN NING SO SWEET, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED- DISCOVERING HOW WEI WU XIAN EMBRACED THE D A R K N E S S FROM THE FOG OF LOST SSSSSSSOULS AND WITNESSING THE C U L T I V A T I O N (LENNY FACE) OF WEI WUXIAN AND LAN ZHAN'S RELATIONSHIP, FROM THEIR INITIAL MOOONLIGHT FLIRTACEONS, TO BEING STUCK IN THE CAVE OF TWO LOVERS TO THEIR VERY FIRST FIGHT- A SERIES OF EVENTS ALL PUT INTO MOTION WHEN THE FIRE NATION(WEN SECT) ATTACKED!!!

okay so i have to wake up early tomorrow and its 12am but idc, guys how do you pronounce mangago? bc my sister and i were debating earlier, she says its "manga go" like how you'd normally pronounce manga and go, but i think its pronounced mangago all one word.
idk how to explain it but its like mine is "mangahgo" in 1 word and hers is 2 words to become "manguh go"

stupid question ik but im so curious lmao

Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.


mother, you want your only beautiful daughter to die?

I've never read a single word of any of them, I just press agree yo all terms and conditions
I could have already signed away my life without even knowing it