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easy game of put a finger down, let's go

Put a finger down if you breath.

If you put more than one finger down, you're a bottom.

So when i was like 8 i was watching porn in the living room (my living room and kitchen are in the same big room) so it was really dangerozs to watch it there since my sister and mom where always ther but i kinda never got caught. And i never knew anything about history (i was watching porn on youtube) and so i never deleted it. And one day i woke up went to the computer and SAW MY YOUTUNE HISTORY OPEN i was so confused like why is my youtube history to be seen who saw it?? Tf happened. And to this day i dont know who opened my youtune history but i think its my mom.

i can't put pictures here lmfao, go look in the comments for some more explanation

have you had an imaginary relationship

to not stay in bed all day.... Get up and stretch your legs....

Are dicks in porn really that big or is it the camera that they're using???

TW IF U GET SCARED EASILY DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. ITS THE CURSED MICHAEL JACKSON https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/a4c9664ca50ffc5e137f6103635d172b9ab828d7jpg_1200x630.jpg ITS FUCKING TERRIFIYING

i want to be a badass ..any ideas?ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

Me first...that I saw a lizard when we are walking with my friends. Lol idk but it's really funny to me.

GO OUTSIDE OF YOUR ROOM

eat something, have a drink of water. do some yoga or mindfulness. if you hate yoga or mindfulness like me then do something interesting or something you enjoy (e.g. cooking, book-binding, light gaming like pokemon or animal crossing, archery practice, craft kits etc.) just stop for a moment and get away from this god-forsaken site to breath.

thank you for listening, please just go outside （/TДT)/

So I just touched from frozen ice for like maybe 4 seconds at most and oh my god my fingers hurt so much I feel like if I just poke at them my skin will start to peel ╥﹏╥

Someone told me go touch some grass because I told them I'm gay. Then my friend comes to type out "we look like besties asf we bussin" please I wanna die rn

http://www.mangago.me/thing/about/475149/

Part 1 if you’re confused

Gotta add context since I’m honestly convinced this isn’t a crush
She acts like this with all of her other friends , girl or guy it doesn’t matter
She’s told everyone she’s straight , she’s never shown interest in any gender but she says she’s straight so I’m going it with
All of her friends are hardcore introverts , She doesn’t get much attention from them either


We talked for about an hour , one of those life deep ones , she opened up to how her parents didn’t give her much attention as a child and she doesn’t really have an extended family and the extended family she does have she’s never met
Me on the other hand I was smutherred by my whole family , including extended family I have a huge family and I was extremely spoiled by them
Ig that’s how we both came to the conclusion on how she loves attention and I hate it

I gave her more boundaries and she respects all the boundaries already which I do appreciate a lot
She just said ‘ if that’s what makes you happy and comfortable I’ll respect them ‘

I get mixed signals with this girl but this was over text and she acts differently on text then irl but that’s almost anyone in some extent

If you do, could you explain why? The whole thing seems kinda discriminatory in my opinion. I mean you’re literally judging a whole person’s character based on things they can’t control, their time and date of birth.

So after making a new pinterest account to find shit to draw, I have developed art block unfortunately. So here's the link the my account, https://www.pinterest.com/oikawasleftkneepad720/ . I know I could just choose something from my saved pins to draw but I like it more when other people choose lmao

bi önceki türkçe yazdığım şey silindi bu yüzden silinene kadar 5 dkda bi yanıtlarınıza bakıcam lütfen hızlı yazın şimdi bi ukem var ama semeyi tam kararlaştırmadım napsam diye uke: kendini göstermeyi seven/şımarık ama aynı zamanda okuyucunun nefret etmeyeceği

*Bzzz * *Bzzzz*
Hearing the sound of the buzzing alarm, Squidward mildly set if off and get up from his bed feeling refreshed. He woke up today earlier than his usual routine, pleading to avoid the annoying alarm clock of the yellow sponge next his house.

Remembering that annoying sponge,he once again took a deep breath and recited "Happy Thoughts, Happy thoughts" not wishing to remember the bastard who makes his life in Bikini bottom hell.

Anyhow, today is his day off. Meaning he's free from that Greedy cheap ass old crabs who does nothing but boss him around. Which also means he can finally do what he wants all day peacefully....

*ding* *dong*
"Squidward, are you here? BHAHAHA I know youre there, open the door"
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

Or maybe not....

He sighed in annoyance, the previously bright eyes turning gloomier and gloomier as seconds pass by thinking ' Here we go again...'

He rushed towards the door, opened it and before Spongebob could utter any more words,he roared out loud in front of his face saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!".

Squidward then slammed his door closed as powerful as he can wanting no more interaction with his annoying childish neighbor.

"Time to take a bath" he declared, but as he turn his head around he found Spongebob grinning staring at him.
"Oh Hi Squidward"
He doesnt want to argue any longer, he just stared at him blankly and went his way to pick up Spongebob and throw him outside his house.

Squidward then proceeded to take a bath, in a defense matter. Thinking that yellow sponge will show up any moment since he doesnt know the meaning of privacy.
However, squidward finished his bath in a swift manner without disturbance surprisingly.

After dressing up, he thought of proceeding in his art room and paint to relax. But with his surprise, Spongebob is there staring at the roughly 500 self portrait paintings posted in the ceiling.

He run towards spongebob in a sinister matter, glaring at him as if he was to rip him off to pieces and questioned "Did you touch any of my masterpieces??!!!"
"Of course not Squidward HAHAHA" he hurriedly replied
"Dont you dare touch anything in here"
* pokes Squidward's shoulder*
"Is this counted?" Spongebob asked innocently
"Leave"
"But why?"
"JUST LEAVEEEE"

Squidward once again picked up Spongebob, about to throw him out of the window out of annoyance yet spongebob interrupted him.
"Oh but can I say something Squidward? "Whatever, go on"
" I think those paintings are beautiful, I cant help staring at them ever since you invited me in your house earlier"
Squidward put him down and asked with gloaming eyes "You think so?" Before switching and asked "When did I invite you??!!!"
"Yes, but why do you only draw self portrait?"
" Because nothing interests me beside myself, who is the optimum of perfecton" Squidward proclaimed as if he was on the top of the world
"Then what if I interest you?" asked Spongebob.

".... Impossible"

"Oops, I forgot i have a schedule with Mr krabs, I gotta go and im not squiding with you BHAHHAHAHA get it? "
"Yeah yeah sure, go leave"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"Yeah bye"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"..."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"...."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"WONT YOU SHUT IT ALREADY AND LEAVE??!!"
"Okay, bye squidward"
( after some time)
"Haah,finally that bastard is gone"
He then look over to the empty canvas placed in his painting easel being reflected by the sunlight.
"Maybe i should try drawing other people beside myself after all...."
He grinned slightly , and went his way to take a seat and paint.



Yes , there is no bdsm, no weird sht , no cum, no horny. im sorry for your expectations but I felt like writing a normal fanfic one.

So me and my god sister was just in the front room and I was watching TV she was on her phone. She looked at me and asked me the most dumbest question someone could ask. She asked me "are trans people trans because they want to date the gender they are born with?" ..... What... What. She looked me in my face with the most serious face ever. She was like "If they were born a girl and they like girls they make themselves boys to get with them." Then she said just answer the question so I said "they probably just know they are trans at a young age I don't know if that's right but I defiantly know what u said wasn't right." I think she asked that cuz I was watching Samantha Lux on YouTube and she is a trans woman. So I go to a video of Samantha talking about super straight and she said "ur transphobic if u say trans women aren't real women" and my god sister looks up from her phone and say "they aren't tho" I wanted to smack her ass in the face I just stopped talking to her for the rest of the day after that.

what do u guys think of billie eilish new song your power. In my opinion i think she's talking about older guys take advantage of minors, basically pedophiles cuz she said this one line which was "You said you thought she was your age, How dare you". I'm glad billie eilish decided to talk about this topic especially for young girls who might be going thru this same thing.

What would you do if you're a person who faints just by looking on blood and unfortunately someone turned you into a vampire?

I just saw this from homepage questions/recs before and I forgot the username who posted it. So Ctto