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or like breathe air

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, I'll make it very fast. I'll throw 1000$ on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for 2000$, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undress himself."
So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend and asks, "What happened?"
She responds, "The bastard used coins. I'm still picking and he's still fucking."

Give me weird and/or uncomfortable situations to be in.

it could be something thats happened to you or just made up. I wanna see some, i’m bored

Someone just called their girlfriend baby girl. Show me your reaction

sasuke shoved his hands into naruto's pants and smirked when the blond whimpered from his touch. "Already, Naruto?" he asked. Sasuke then began to tease Naruto until the blond couldn't take it anymore. Naruto blushed about the thought of being Sasuke's plaything.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/32223

have fun <3

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except for AOT manga readers, idk what crawled up y’all’s ass but it ain’t that hard to shut the fuck up and not fucking spoil everything. like goddamn idk what u get from it but it’s fucking annoying, i already dropped the anime cuz of y’all. so take your fucking superiority complex some where else, and if you want to discuss the manga with someone, do it with another fucking manga reader.

thx bye </3

(ig i should say some manga readers)

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.”

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina.

The doctor said, “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina.”

The husband nodded and gave his approval.

The young lady said, “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.”

So, the doctor covered the tip of his penis with honey and inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.

The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.

The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you’re doing?”

The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plans. I’m gonna drown the bastard!”

sooo im pretty sure we all suffered from THAT question cuz we didnt get the sauces (´༎Д༎`) so i decided to make this question where ( if u want to ) post good manga panels with the sauce or post pics u wanna know where its from ( charming people will try helping u ) (￣︶￣)>
( thx for reading and sorry about my bad english )

FJSDAKFJSKLFJL SO LIKE IT FUCKING SNOWED HERE IN TEXAS
THIS WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT TEXAS IS FUCKING UNPREPARED FOR THIS
THE POWER IS NOW OUT FOR OVER 1 MILLION PEOPLE, AND MY FUCKING COMPUTER IS DEAD, AND IT'S GONNA BE OUT FOR MORE THAN 2 DAYS

"OK," YOU MAY SAY, "YOU CAN JUST LOG INTO DISCORD ON YOUR PHONE OR TABLET, RIGHT?"

W R O N G

I OWN A FUCKING FLIP PHONEEEE
SO I'M ON MY AUNT'S COMPUTER RIGHT NOW

"BUT QUEER," YOU MAY SAY, "CAN'T YOU JUST LOG INTO DISCORD ON THIS COMPUTER"

W E L L Y O U S E E E E

I HAVE 2 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. IN ORDER FOR ME TO LOG IN, DISCORD SENDS A TEXT TO MY FLIP PHONE.

THING IS, MY SHIT-ASS PHONE WON'T GET ANY TEXTS BECAUSE OF THE SNOWWWWWWWW


SO NOW I'M ON MY BACKUP DISCORD ACCOUNT, WHICH IS GREAT, EXCEPT IM NOT IN ANY OF MY FUCKING SERVERS AND I NEED TO TALK TO PEOPLEEEEEEEE

SO PLEASE, IF YOU ARE IN ANY DISCORD SERVERS WITH OTHER MANGAGO USERS, PLEASE ADD ME ON DISCORD, SO THAT I MAY SOMEHOW FIND THE PEEPS: RELOADED SERVER.

MY USERNAME IS night_rattatouille#8922

PLEASEEEEEEE SPREAD THE WORDDDD EVERY RESPONSE HELPSSSSSS

YAS SLAY ANOTHER SMUTTY BL BEING ANIMATED YASS LETS FETISHIZE YASS QUEEN,

no i'm fucking tired. a few days ago, we got told that a bl was going to be animated, and it was smutty. just mostly smutty. and now here we go. again a fucking gain. another smutty bl/yaoi getting animated. i'm not WATCHING, unless it's for yk...(i'm mlm before y'all come for me) but like when cute wholesome BLS??? WHEN???

they are obviously catering to the fetishizers at this point.
I hate y'all. always making every thing popular, first the titan's bride, then the guy who turn into a girl, and now this? y'all not seeing heaven.

A five year old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and, holding his penis in one hand, said, "Son, this is a penis. In fact, if you take a closer look you will notice that this is a perfect penis." The next day the boy saw his friend at recess and called him behind a hedge. The boy exposed himself and whispered, "This is a penis. In fact if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis".

Y'all always talk about your favorite users or some shit. Let's switch it up

idk maybe some user has more followers than you would expect

So I was on here right, and I'm reading yaoi cuz you know' and I click off of the yaoi and I saw that there was a message on my message board. And this bitch had the audacity to basically say Levi would be hotter if he was whiter. Like what the fuck? I'm so sick of people on this site

http://www.mangago.me/home/album/171386/
No one cares tho
So
Your 16th photo asks you to have sex with them
Do you say yes or no

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A guy will actually look for a golf ball.

why in some yaoi do they make the bottoms look so tiny to the point where they look like kids?? Cherry blossoms after winter kinda scared me

Go find a man to peg instead of thinking about weird shit when you're actually a cis.

hi has anyone use fetchrewards before... i want to get xiao from genshin impact but i have no money and idk any ways to get money but i saw on tiktok that you could use fetch rewards...

if anyone wants to use my code: CDUKY
i'll use yours :)

Hey yall im bored, so post some fanarts or smth of you favorite characters.
But i better not fucking see chrollo, suengho, or sangwoo, those characters on my hate list and any time i see them i just- they trigger my anger issues. So yall hoes better not put them.
Anyways imma share some of my fried semen haired bfs pics