about being holy
about favorite movie
Ive shoved 2 dildos up and im crying it hurts so bad but it felt so good like it was heaven but im actually concerned andd im kinda worried but even im suprised i was able to stick that many things up my ass and my dad kinda walked in though when i was shoving a cucumber up my ass so it was really embarrassing but he didnt mention it hes so thoughtfull i remember the time he caught me giving my grandpa a blowjob and even though he was disapointed and disgusted he didnt even mention it either
about favorite movie
Anyone know if Ling Long (2020) is out yet? or knows when its coming out
It's a k-drama and if it is out where can I watch it?
Also off topic here's a great song ---> https://youtu.be/eUCVRF6hjS
(stan them please) hehehe (=・ω・=)づ
It's a k-drama and if it is out where can I watch it?
Also off topic here's a great song ---> https://youtu.be/eUCVRF6hjS
(stan them please) hehehe (=・ω・=)づ
about made a horrible mistake
Hello beautifuls looking for people with inappropriate or funny usernames to comment or if you dont have on say something funny to cheer me up or make me laugh
about eat crayon
Do this quiz then come back and send me a screenshot (So I can envy your hight emotional IQ) If your good at it then your good at recognizing people's feelings and crap if you get a bad score then your just another human being that's clueless about others... I'm still proud of you...
anyway here:
https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/quizzes/ei_quiz/take_quiz
anyway here:
https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/quizzes/ei_quiz/take_quiz
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i just randomly remembered this time in 4th grade where something happened(i wont/cant say it bc personal reasons:) ) and my mom started yelling at me and i just screamed. like a hard, long scream. i was sad and probably scared and my whole family just watched while i was crying and then my mom just hit me. she started asking me questions like "are you being abused" and "id someone rape you" as if it was even relevant
i cant remember the majority of my childhood. just little snippets that are mainly just me embarrassing myself or just achievements
atleast i know where my trauma came from tho lol
i cant remember the majority of my childhood. just little snippets that are mainly just me embarrassing myself or just achievements
atleast i know where my trauma came from tho lol
So i saw this trend going around where you go to akinator and answer the questions according to you and you get your new kin so uh do that and say who you get i guess.
I got Ritsuka Uenoyama from given
I got Ritsuka Uenoyama from given
about eat crayon
actually, now that I think of it, I'm turning 16 next year but it's in September and I would then still be 15 in July and August (that's the 2 months I'm thinking to work) do u think I should get a summer part-time? Can 15-year-olds even work? idkkkk i need some advice, i wanna earn money but with covid and everything going on it might be hard or maybe i should just do it in the summer of 2022 .(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
There are those random moments in life where we just stop, take a deep breath and feel *alive*. In those moments we feel good.
It might be from a near death experience, or the thought of doing something. It might happen for no absolute cause. But it happens.
*If it hasn't happened to you yet, I recommend you stop whatever it is that you're doing, take a deep breath and count each and every positive thing in your life.*
Nothing feels as good as that.
It might be from a near death experience, or the thought of doing something. It might happen for no absolute cause. But it happens.
*If it hasn't happened to you yet, I recommend you stop whatever it is that you're doing, take a deep breath and count each and every positive thing in your life.*
Nothing feels as good as that.
about eat crayon
Ok so basically the last text you sent is your new motto. I expect to see them in your bios.
In this format,
Life ain’t nothing but a big fat vagina,
-Kendrick Lamar (this is just an example)
So yes the dash with your username. (Putting it in your bio is totally optional)
Love y’all.
(▰˘◡˘▰)
In this format,
Life ain’t nothing but a big fat vagina,
-Kendrick Lamar (this is just an example)
So yes the dash with your username. (Putting it in your bio is totally optional)
Love y’all.
(▰˘◡˘▰)
You guys always seem on the edge so take this quiz, get the song, listen to it and calm down.
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/13269874/The-calm-song-you-may-want-to-hear-based-on-your-opinions
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/13269874/The-calm-song-you-may-want-to-hear-based-on-your-opinions
What song did that remind you of?
For me is was "Leave Luanne" from 35MM A Musical Exhibition
For me is was "Leave Luanne" from 35MM A Musical Exhibition
It's the start of a new day. You've been trapped in the same cycle with your husband for a while now. Shoudn't you be used to it at this point? That's at least how your husband tells you you're supposed to feel whenever you bring up your concerns to him.
Another week goes by and you continue to question your reality.
That's It?
Is this all there is to life?
It's Saturday today so you have a day off. After body shaming you for the trillionth time today you're husband heads out early in the morning to go "workout" with that bitch, Melody, or at least that's what he says. You already have a pretty clear idea of what kinds of exercise they will actually be doing.
As with everything that happens in your life, this is nothing new. Suddenly it clicks in your head. A tiny spark igniting your awareness. NOTHING IS EVER NEW. This small minuscule thought overtakes your consciousness with a joy that could be interpreted as over the top. For some reason, you would rather do something different today. So instead of spending hours preparing the house to your husband's liking, you decide to take your kid on a day out.
You both had tons of fun and laughs together. Eating ice-cream, trying on clothes, you name it! You ended your expedition by going to a park where you seated yourself on a bench near the playground as your kid ran off to dig in the sand alongside his new friends. The weight of your boobs had begun to weigh down on your shoulders causing you to rub your neck tiredly. Just why did you get these implants? It's not like you didn't have a choice. With that thought, a labyrinth of memories and information reflecting on your life began to spiral in an endless maze throughout your whole being. What on earth have you been doing all this time? Why did you let some random bitch so brutally take over your life? Ruin your happiness? When was the last time you actually felt this happy?
That night your husband came home and there was no food on the table, no, lingerie, and no makeup. You weren't going to let him treat you like a clown any longer. Of course, he was pissed but you didn't care; you've been pissed off during this whole marriage. Now, despite this new fire burning within you, you weren't trying to get beat to death tonight so you calmly apologized to him and promised to make it up to him the next day. After a lil coaxing, he finally complied and fell asleep. In the morning you once again your alarm blares at 4:00 am and your husband yells at you to "SHUT THAT SHIT OFF". You prepare two bentos along with your husband's favorite breakfast and one mug of coffee then take a shower at 5:30 am. By now it's 6:30 and you wake the rest of your family. You take your seat at one end of the dinner table and bring your husband his coffee. He trashed your appearance as usual as he drank his coffee."What did you put in this today? Seems like you finally figured out how to make me a decent cup of joe!" Every word that comes out of his mouth is aggressive including his compliments, despite this you calmly answer, "cherry pits". You flash him a warm smile
"What?" he asks confuzzled.
Then he passes out
Another week goes by and you continue to question your reality.
That's It?
Is this all there is to life?
It's Saturday today so you have a day off. After body shaming you for the trillionth time today you're husband heads out early in the morning to go "workout" with that bitch, Melody, or at least that's what he says. You already have a pretty clear idea of what kinds of exercise they will actually be doing.
As with everything that happens in your life, this is nothing new. Suddenly it clicks in your head. A tiny spark igniting your awareness. NOTHING IS EVER NEW. This small minuscule thought overtakes your consciousness with a joy that could be interpreted as over the top. For some reason, you would rather do something different today. So instead of spending hours preparing the house to your husband's liking, you decide to take your kid on a day out.
You both had tons of fun and laughs together. Eating ice-cream, trying on clothes, you name it! You ended your expedition by going to a park where you seated yourself on a bench near the playground as your kid ran off to dig in the sand alongside his new friends. The weight of your boobs had begun to weigh down on your shoulders causing you to rub your neck tiredly. Just why did you get these implants? It's not like you didn't have a choice. With that thought, a labyrinth of memories and information reflecting on your life began to spiral in an endless maze throughout your whole being. What on earth have you been doing all this time? Why did you let some random bitch so brutally take over your life? Ruin your happiness? When was the last time you actually felt this happy?
That night your husband came home and there was no food on the table, no, lingerie, and no makeup. You weren't going to let him treat you like a clown any longer. Of course, he was pissed but you didn't care; you've been pissed off during this whole marriage. Now, despite this new fire burning within you, you weren't trying to get beat to death tonight so you calmly apologized to him and promised to make it up to him the next day. After a lil coaxing, he finally complied and fell asleep. In the morning you once again your alarm blares at 4:00 am and your husband yells at you to "SHUT THAT SHIT OFF". You prepare two bentos along with your husband's favorite breakfast and one mug of coffee then take a shower at 5:30 am. By now it's 6:30 and you wake the rest of your family. You take your seat at one end of the dinner table and bring your husband his coffee. He trashed your appearance as usual as he drank his coffee."What did you put in this today? Seems like you finally figured out how to make me a decent cup of joe!" Every word that comes out of his mouth is aggressive including his compliments, despite this you calmly answer, "cherry pits". You flash him a warm smile
"What?" he asks confuzzled.
Then he passes out
about read manga
bruv hmu if you jokingly insult ppl to show your affection but they end up not liking you cuz you insult them too much bc i am the exact fucking same.
hop into my dms. maybe we'll fall in love, maybe we'll kick each other in the throat everytime we lock eyes. who knows
hop into my dms. maybe we'll fall in love, maybe we'll kick each other in the throat everytime we lock eyes. who knows
It’s 4:00 AM. Your alarm clock blasts, waking you up. “SHUT THAT SHIT OFF” your husband shouts. You scramble to shut it off and put on your largest bathrobe over your sexy lingerie (it’s cold and your husband doesn’t let you wear warm clothes to bed) to cook your husband a complete breakfast and lunch before both of you go to work.
You make an elaborate meal consisting of sunny side up eggs, bacon, sausage, and hash browns. Then you make a heartfelt bento box lunch for you, your husband, and your kid, from scratch. At 5:30 am, you take a shower and do your hair and makeup. At 6:30 am you wake up the family. At breakfast your husband complains about having to take your child to school. “I am the breadwinner!” He exclaims. Your husband makes $100k a year and you make $60k, but often work longer hours. You start work at 8:00 sharp, and your husband at 9 with a flexible schedule. He has to take the kid to school, but not without a lot of complaining about how the breadwinner should not do more childcare because he is paying for your lifestyle.
Then you work. Both of you pay EXACTLY half of the expenses. Your husband is totally against gold diggers so he keeps a very tight record of who spends what to make sure it’s half.
He makes you pay for your own hair, skincare, gym, and makeup. But he expects you to always look your best. Unless you wear a full face of makeup every day and look like Kim Kardashian, he gets angry. He got you breast implants for your birthday last year.
When you get home, you get home late, at 6:30. Your husband goes out the door from home to the gym. “I’m going to train with Melody today” he proclaims, winking. Melody is 18 years old and looks like an Instagram thot.
Your husband loves to joke about how hot melody is.
At 8 pm, you have finished cooking shrimp gumbo. Your husband gets home. He grabs you, sweaty, and pulls at your muffin top while kissing you. “Maybe don’t eat like a land whale and you wouldn’t have this”. He then eats, and demands a blow job at the same time as he eats because it’s alpha.
Then you bathe your child and make sure he has everything ready for school tomorrow and wash all the dishes and vacuum. At 10:30 you are exhausted. You collapse into bed. Your husband watches TV and has a beer. He makes more money, so childcare isn’t his problem.
“You’re not wearing lingerie!!!!”! Your husband shouts. “You wear makeup for the men at work, but not for your husband”. You groggily change and brush your teeth. “Much better” he says. Then he winks and slaps you on the butt.
You go to sleep at 11 pm. Tomorrow you’’ll go back to the grind and wake up at 4 again.
You make an elaborate meal consisting of sunny side up eggs, bacon, sausage, and hash browns. Then you make a heartfelt bento box lunch for you, your husband, and your kid, from scratch. At 5:30 am, you take a shower and do your hair and makeup. At 6:30 am you wake up the family. At breakfast your husband complains about having to take your child to school. “I am the breadwinner!” He exclaims. Your husband makes $100k a year and you make $60k, but often work longer hours. You start work at 8:00 sharp, and your husband at 9 with a flexible schedule. He has to take the kid to school, but not without a lot of complaining about how the breadwinner should not do more childcare because he is paying for your lifestyle.
Then you work. Both of you pay EXACTLY half of the expenses. Your husband is totally against gold diggers so he keeps a very tight record of who spends what to make sure it’s half.
He makes you pay for your own hair, skincare, gym, and makeup. But he expects you to always look your best. Unless you wear a full face of makeup every day and look like Kim Kardashian, he gets angry. He got you breast implants for your birthday last year.
When you get home, you get home late, at 6:30. Your husband goes out the door from home to the gym. “I’m going to train with Melody today” he proclaims, winking. Melody is 18 years old and looks like an Instagram thot.
Your husband loves to joke about how hot melody is.
At 8 pm, you have finished cooking shrimp gumbo. Your husband gets home. He grabs you, sweaty, and pulls at your muffin top while kissing you. “Maybe don’t eat like a land whale and you wouldn’t have this”. He then eats, and demands a blow job at the same time as he eats because it’s alpha.
Then you bathe your child and make sure he has everything ready for school tomorrow and wash all the dishes and vacuum. At 10:30 you are exhausted. You collapse into bed. Your husband watches TV and has a beer. He makes more money, so childcare isn’t his problem.
“You’re not wearing lingerie!!!!”! Your husband shouts. “You wear makeup for the men at work, but not for your husband”. You groggily change and brush your teeth. “Much better” he says. Then he winks and slaps you on the butt.
You go to sleep at 11 pm. Tomorrow you’’ll go back to the grind and wake up at 4 again.
about unique personality
Help I don't know how to read :(
I don't understand what "frog" means
Can someone explain please?
I don't understand what "frog" means
Can someone explain please?
pls one of my friends just told me they used to simp for me and i literally cant stop laughing omg
