Lonely Housewife Nook

1) Unfortunate kids and their piss-poor 'parents'. I feel for all the kids in this series, I mean, it's just sad. As abuse is the gift that keeps on giving, I've been surprised that these offspring turned out as well as they did. The guy isn't an asshole, is very sweet and loving even if he doesn't say it; she's a bit flighty, that comes with the artist territory, and, of course, both are highly fertile, but that comes with the genre. It's alright.

2) From what I gather, it's #2 of a series. He's a son of some wealthy, piss-poor personality assholes/bitches and has abandoned the 'family' business to become a doctor. She's a nurse at the same facility and has her own family issues which led to an eating disorder. There's a shit ton of family drama surrounding the doctor, and she's caught in it, but not deeply. It mostly focuses on hospital work and how their relationship starts and ends up lovelove.

It's...Monty Python's Fly- NO! It's #4!? He's working for the 'family' company, gets involved with his secretary and ends up in a collision, causing him to jar loose some of his memories. And they are horrendous. She's trying to help him through it while protecting her daughter from another relationship and save the company with him, but it all goes south before the end. He leaves the company and they get lovelove family.

Hoity-toity Pretty Woman: When the object of desire doesn't give in, make a deal with her brother to keep his sexuality from his dying father and conspire to prostitute his sister to save a bankrupt company. All he had to do was tell her he was in love with her, I mean, really? And I think the heist was ex-girlfriend revenge, it was just too conspicuously suspect, that scene is why I listed it, oh and I liked her model friend. But, yea, dipshits.

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, this was actually good. It starts off with that whole secret baby thing, but he really had no idea what went on behind the scenes. Grandpa was the asshole and I knew who the teef was the moment I clapped eyes on him. She's a nice, strongwilled girl and he's actually a really nice guy who happens to be rich, though he needs to be more open with his intentions.

T'was okay, sweet and all, in that loin-centric way. She's got a man chasing her, he's got a woman chasing him, her man just wants sex, his woman wants money. During a breakup period, the hunted end up having a one-night stand which, of course, is fertile. She goes to tell him, but he's marrying the huntress because she was preggers too and it was a race to the finish. Babies were swapped at birth, but are both his so she must marry him, etc...etc then lovelove.

Docile, but good. Not one saliva swap, but there's bloodshed, so it'll do. He's a hardheaded ninny who THINKS he knows what he needs in a wife and she's a strong, talented woman who knows what he DOESN'T need, and that's the woman he's chosen. Hussy comes off all Lil Sara Debbie Lee, but is an abusive bitch, and him so enamored that she can cook, he failed those kids miserably. Luckily, bitch's outed before true harm came to those darlins.

No histrionics, no emotive idiocy, just two people coming together in a form of need. Granted, he's loved her for a while, but because of what she's battling, he doesn't want to drop that bomb, so goes about wooing her in different way. She falls for him, but, again, is uncertain how to say it because of their circumstances. Still, when it comes time to own up, they don't hem and haw. They are good together.

Not too bad. She's wrong for keeping the son a secret, but he's an adrenaline addict, at the time he wouldn't have taken it well. Fast forward into carnage and he's suffering from deep depression and massive trauma, plus shock from suddenly 'Daddy'. Cherry Topper: The paralysis. People get angry and hateful when they lose something so vital to self, that's human nature, and they lash out HORRIBLY over any/everything.

Hmm, kinda cute. She's a real gogetter for a virgin (urgh virgins, have a well trained prostitute for once, com'on!) and he must be a genius with schematics because he's thick as two planks everywhere else. Anyway, she's been wuvin' him for YEARS and he's been dipping his wick in her physical opposite for all that time. Even with all the 'practice' sessions, it's only when they finally(!) make the beast with two backs that he gets a friggin clue!