Well Ryu, I feel like the fact that you happened to mention in your very first conversation with him that you grew up in Canada bc one of your parents is from there explains the blue eyes babe. Atp if captain asked you the question after knowing that, he’s an idiot
Omg 20 yakgwa (those pretty cookies) is INSANE
I fucking love those, but even I couldn’t eat 20 in one sitting! Inability to feel full aside the amount of sticky stuff cemented in your teeth after that amount would rival those evil caramel-apple lollipops from my childhood….I'm also hoping it means he can’t gain the calories from them, otherwise he’s gonna be waking up a whole kilo (~2lbs) heavier
Are they like those soft caramel candy you get from the store?
They’re soft honey flavored cookies. You can find them at Asian markets
thanks for the info about the cookie, i like finding out interestimg things about stuff. good to know.
They used the title as the part of the text in the story!! And as the last line! How freakin cute!
True...I thought they didn't finish the sentence but then I read it again
I feel like our minds usually skip over the title at a certain point so I’m guessing that’s what most ppl did tbh
Yeah I usually read any new release in a rush so maybe that's why
Someone call professor Lupin bc that ejaculation from the first finger thrust was RID-DICK-ULUS
that cunt jk rowling can rot in hell tho, please & thank you
P.S. - my HP nerd knowledge is rooted so deep….I had to double check that I spelled the spell right before making it punny (sadly I was correct) and even worse (I realized after) I googled "Harry Potter boggart spell" which honestly….is so much fucking dorkier than just typing about 20 other things instead of first remembering the fucking made-up creature the spell is even used for
Yes darling most ppl don’t smile gleefully at their rapists
I LEGIT WENT TO THE COMMENTS HUST TO TALK ABOUT THIS BROOO, i felt my eyes roll out of my head when he said that it irked me so bad
How is it already so damn cute I’m kicking my feet when I only read 1 chapter
Hahahaha the ASIAN giving the ITALIAN a hard time about driving! Seems backwards but in all honesty Asians are typically very safe & diligent drivers and Italians…well…when I rented a car in Italy, they said not to worry about coming back with any dents or scratches, bc apparently that’s the norm! only get the extra insurance if I’m worried about irreparably wrecking it
like WHAT in America if I so much as tap the most obscure possible spot with something remotely abrasive in any way, but it leaves a micron of a mark, I'm gonna assume they’ll charge me for that.
I swear this blondie is as self-aware of his feelings as Adrien Agreste
Peak reference
wth I tried to post the black cat emoji and well….that last comment was the result! I can’t with this mangago emoji math sometimes, cracks me the fuck up
Lmao girl dont worry mangago just picks n chooses
Why’d they dress him up like a 90's lesbian for that variety show
Catnip actually does work on tigers! lol
tho like all cats reactions vary & include disinterest
albeit becoming overcome with lust is never one of them
tigers cannot, however, purr as depicted. Still cute tho (;