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Credit to Haesootinypp for starting this thing. Someone kill me now :")

Everyone in the class knew that Mangadex, Lezhin, and Mangago had some weird love-hate love triange, but no one dared to mention it because they didn't want to risk facing the wrath of Lezhin.

Lezhin was a very excellent student, always kissing up to the teachers, but she was very two-faced and always had a posse of followers surrounding her. She absolutely detested Mangago, and would no hesitate to send a person to the hospital for considering otherwise.

Mangadex was the goody-two-shoes student, who was on neutral terms with everyone. The mere thought of doing drugs could make her hyperventilate, as she grew up slightly more sheltered than the rest.

Mangago was the pretty chill guy- but not nearly as chill as Netflix though- and his best friend was Myreadingmanga. He smoked, did drugs, and basically everyone knew he was doing illegal things, but no one called him out on it since he denied everything.

As they were sitting through yet another lecture on how to create clickbait ads, Google, the principal came and knocked on the door.
"Come on in sir," Facebook, the teacher, called. "What do you need?"
Google was the principal, and Safari was the vice-principal. Firefox was the secretary.

Google walked in, shoes clicking against the floor, and surveyed the class. His eyes landed on Mangago and he gestured for him to come to the principals office with him. The whole class started "ooOH-ing" and "aaAAh-ing", some sending worried looks to him and others snickering to each other. Mangago reluctantly got up, and followed him out.

In the hallway as they walked, Google asked bluntly, "Son, I've been hearing some rumors about you copying Lezhin, Tappytoon, and WEBTOON's work and plagiarizing it?"

*ominous music intensifies*

OKAY PEEPS THIS IS THE ACTUAL END BECAUSE EVEN I'M CRINGING READING THIS SHIT LMFAO

written by your favorite mushroom.
and probably the only mushroom you know but it's ok i like being special

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