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Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

I was chatting with my friend and she wrote arepas, arepa is a Venezuelan food right, but her speech check out are-putas and it means literally are-whores. I laughed so hard and then my dad called me to do the dinner right. And I asked him if I should do arepas but I don't know why I couldn't stop saying areputas and I were like 2 minutes trying to......   reply
18 07,2017
* firstly, i suck at remembering names

when i first entered uni, it took me 5 months to actually memorize the surnames of my friends even though it was blatantly there at all times since it is pinned on the left side of our uniforms ( surnames are what we normally use to call each other at school since it has a military system )
and that isn't even my final form . . . it took me 4 years just to know their first names ( ̄∇ ̄")
for that 4 years i was basically with them everyday . . . we hang out after class . . . i sleepover at their houses . . . i even know the story of their life but i couldn't memorize their names (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

also my bestfriend, in the 6 years of our friendship i forgot his name (⊙…⊙ )
ah wait, wait, in my defense i got so used to calling him ' best ' that i forgot what his real name is * facepalm *

but i must say that i'm definitely talented since they never noticed it so i applaud myself for that (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
12 10,2016

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