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Today I fucked up.
I told my friend that I would "Take backshots for my favorite teacher," thinking that "backshots" meant getting shot in the back. Now I know what it actually meant (Doggy Style), and it made that sentence turn into something fucked up. I was in public too. I actually want to jump now fr. I wish I could go back in time.
So if you're having a bad day, just remember that you could be me rn.
OH MY FUCKING LORD.... My week is arguably more painfull but damn that is painfully embarrassing.
Enjoy thinking about that every night for the rest of your life as you lay awake tormented by the thought of death and all the embarrassing shit you've done since the day you were born only to start posing infront of a mirror thinking your complexion...... reply
